On Desk Porn

[maderr]

Now, there is nothing wrong at all with the old he cleared the desk with one sweep of his arm, knocking away everything covering the desk, and bent his lover over it, whispering obscenties that could have been either threat or promise but, me being me, I always wonder who has to clean all that shit up. Man, I've accidentally done that before (just the knocking off part, not the sex part) and let me tell you, not fun. Took for fucking ever to sort out the bloody papers.

So, I always want to see the clean up drabble. For some reason, it makes me giggle. Yay sex! followed by Goddamn it! February's billing is covered in spunk. This is your fault, not mine, I'm going to kill you!



This is why no one should give me the kind of job where I can zone out for 98% of it. I never think about intelligent things, and I can never explain why I'm grinning and/or snickering...