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WTF is with dulcet? Dulcet sobs, dulcet wings.

Your challenge today is to use the word 'dulcet' in a drabble that does not make me want to punch you in the face, or laugh hysterically during what should be a hot scene. Or, better still, don't use dulcet at all.
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Date: 2009-03-16 12:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] adela-nightmoon.livejournal.com
'No matter how much she sang, her voice was not, and never would be, described as dulcet. That was reserved for bodice-rippers and mary-sues, of which she was neither'.
I love commas

... and I still want to punch myself in the face. It's a seriously misused word. It's never good. Even when used in the negative as shown.

XD

Date: 2009-03-16 01:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thornsilver
Amen.

Date: 2009-03-16 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acesha.livejournal.com
Dulcet Cuisine. Create the finest, most flavorful epicurean products available using only 100% natural ingredients while being kind to the Earth. The result is Dulcet's unparalleled line of dressings, sauces, marinades, mustards, cooking spices and rubs that bring the excitement of international gourmet flavors to home cooking.

Date: 2009-03-16 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mailechan.livejournal.com
Dulcet sobs. Sounds rather sadistic, if you ask me. Dulcet wings? Maybe they flap prettily?

* * * * *


Emery sat at his writing desk, frowning at the papers before him. His fool of a brother had once again botched the count of horses that had been sent to the Citadel, and sorting and filling out the last minute paperwork had not been in his plans for the afternoon. And stabling for the extra five steeds would be a strain on his finances if he had to handle them for long. He already had his hands full with the horses coming from the eastern lands, and preparing for the fall riding competitions filled most of his day.

At least Dolfin had sent him some parade horses. Keeping the work horses for the border was just about the only smart thing the fool had done; although Emery suspected that his wife had something to do with that. Perhaps he could interest the castle in taking them. Or at least a few of the court members who were more interested in bloodlines and looks than spirit and brains.

A knock at his study door drew his attention. He looked around as Zan opened it, a polite bow signaling to Emery that there was a guest.

"M'lady Jania, My Lord."

Zan stepped back, allowing the lady to enter. Unlike Emery, Jania was simply dressed, her pale rose skirts lacking the trendy ruffles so popular now, and her dark hair pulled almost severely back into a knot near the top of her head. She bore her ever-present lute on her shoulder, securely held in its velvet case.

Emery smiled, standing and walking around the table to greet her. "Dear Jania. I had not realized you were back in the area."

The sharp angles of Jania's thin face softened as she accepted a kiss on each cheek from Emery. "I came with the horses," she said simply. "I thought I would give my greetings before retiring to my quarters."

"I am honored." Emery swept her a deep bow. "In truth, I am grateful to you for the distraction. Figuring out the latest mess my brother has sent me had me in a full panic."

"It is hard to imagine, let alone see for myself, Lord Bluehill in a panic." Jania rolled her shoulders, and the lute case fell into her hand. "Shall I play for you while you work?"

Emery smiled wryly, accepting the hint. "Are you taking lessons from my Zan on how to keep me at my duties?"

Jania bent her head to tuning her lute, hiding a tiny smile. "Your man is an admirable man."

Emery chuckled and went back around his desk, seating himself as Jania started an old, simple melody. "I shall be sure to tell him you said so," he said, simply to see her thin cheeks color, well-aware of her childhood crush on Zan.

He closed his eyes for a moment, listening as Jania gave voice to her tune. Jania would never truly make it here in the capital, where professional minstrels with true skill could be found at every tavern, in every great house. Her voice was not the piping, bird-like soprano that was so popular, but a smooth, dulcet alto made for soothing troubled children and calming rowdy border taverns. It reminded him of their home on the southwestern borders, where all the children from the House would sit under the trees by the water, boys playing knights and dragons, girls with the tending of dolls and the young babes, keeping both from falling into the stream.

It wasn't until a pause in the song that Emery opened his eyes to see Jania giving him the Look that the women in her family did so well.

"Oh, very well." With a sigh, he picked up his papers again, listening as she picked up the tune right where she left off.

Date: 2009-03-16 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pc1739.livejournal.com
Let's see...

Penelope's delightful delicate dulcet tones were enough to brighten even the most dreadfully drab dreary day.

Yep, you're absolutely right.

Date: 2009-03-16 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pc1739.livejournal.com
You.

Are a genius.

I nearly missed it and I was looking for it.

Date: 2009-03-16 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilgeniuskoji.livejournal.com
I pulled this directly from an online dictionary and it made me lulz.

dulcet [dull-sit]
Adjective
(of a sound) soothing or pleasant: she smiled and, in dulcet tones, told me I would be next


Way to make her sound like a freaky cliche criminal executionor.

Date: 2009-03-16 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowfantasie.livejournal.com
Ty was torn between laughing and chucking something at The Loser. The Loser had apparently taken Ty's gibes about his intelligence and vocabulary to heart, because today The Loser sounded like he'd been reading a dictionary. A very bad dictionary. Probably while drunk. And high. Very high.

"Your dulcet silhouette gives rise to the most profound feelings of schadenfreude within my trembling bosom."

"...um. Right, I think I'm going to have to cut you off now. You've clearly had far too much to drink."

Date: 2009-03-16 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
"My plan is flawless." The certainty on Jack's face is unwavering, and Kale does not know whether to laugh or throw something at him. " I'll pass him a note, and it will say 'I like you. Do you like me? Please circle. Y/N' and he will circle 'yes', and fall madly in love with me."

Jack must have finally registered the disbelief on Kale's face and looks Greatly Affronted.

"No poetry? No letter of love comparing his hair to the midnight wing of the raven, and his eternally sweet, dulcet voice to choirs of angels?" Kale manages to choke out. The look on on Jacks face eventually gives way to worry, and there is the dull slapping sound of Kale's palm against his forehead.

"Do you think I should?" Jack wrings his hands. "What if it's not enough? God, I'm such an idiot. Should I get flowers too?" He starts babbling, and Kale wonders how this idiot made it this far.

Oh right. Jack has him.

So he captures his hands and releases them slowly till they fall to Jack's sides.

"There's a better way," he says, and his voice is breathy and rough and Not Dulcet At All. "I'll show you." And he drops to his knees.

Date: 2009-03-16 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marbleglove.livejournal.com
"Cinders!" The shriek could be heard from across the house. Ella knew this because she had, in fact, heard it from across the house. She almost thought she could do the job of lady's maid quite well if only there weren't three of them: two stepsisters and a stepmother as well.

"Cinders! Where are you?"

After taking a moment to calm her breath after sprinting across the house, Ella inquired softly, "Did I hear your dulcet tones calling my name?"

It should have gotten her a well-earned slap but Esmeralda seemed to hold out some hope that Ella was being sincere.
From: [identity profile] aggybird.livejournal.com
Dulcet sighed and tightened the laces on his thigh-high leather boots. He had to be on stage in five minutes, and he really wasn't looking forward to the show tonight: for the finale, Jade and Candy were supposed to cover his nipples in body chocolate and let some lucky customer lick it off. This was why he hated Fridays. Fridays meant nipple-licking, and that always made him feel like he needed to take twelve showers when he got home.

Dulcet rubbed a hand over his face. He never thought he'd live to see the day that nipple-licking would be unwelcome, but last week had been especially gross. Some pot-bellied, drunk hairy old man had had the dubious honor of licking Dulcet's nipples clean; unfortunately, the fat fuck had copped a feel while he did it, and no one had noticed because his huge paunch was in the way. Dulcet had been forced to sit still while the man fondled him under the stupid short skirt of his costume. He'd been hard when the guy stopped and totally disgusted with himself.

Sometimes he wondered why he did this shit. And then he remembered stuff like, oh yeah, rent and food, and, probably most importantly, the fucking tattoo on his neck reminding everyone what he was. It sucked being a Mod and trying to stay under the radar.

He stood and popped his back, checking himself out in the mirror. His short, honey-colored hair was artfully spiked and the glitter on his cheekbones gave his features a little sparkle that the stage lights would pick up. He leaned closer to the mirror and pulled out his mascara wand, giving his lashes a few more strokes to plump them up. It was one thing to have glossy, cocksucking lips like his (or so he'd been told) but if he played up his girly lashes and whiskey-brown eyes, he might meet his rent goal in a few nights. Maybe he could take a couple days off for once. He pursed his lips and pouted into the mirror experimentally, then snorted at how stupid he looked.

"Dulcet!" barked the club manager in harsh tones, interrupting him. "Get your perky ass to my office!"

Dulcet swiveled around. "What?" he said.

Gerlaff, the club manager, came into view. His habitual cigar was clamped tightly between his sausagey lips. His face was flushed and sweaty, and he was scowling hard. "Ya heard me. My office. Now," he snarled and stomped off.

Dulcet blinked, feeling torn. He was supposed to be onstage - tonight's performance was a big money-earner. He could already hear the crowd begin grumbling. But Jade and Candy were experienced enough to put on a two-guy show in a pinch. He sighed again and rolled his well-oiled shoulders to relax himself, making his way to Gerlaff's office. He might miss work tonight, but if he wanted to work at all it was best to keep Gerlaff happy.

He bit his lips in nervousness as he thought about the reason Gerlaff could have for calling him in. He'd been good this month. He'd done all his shows, hadn't punched any clients for touching him without paying, and he'd sucked Gerlaff's cock twice. (Okay, so he hadn't swallowed, but fuck that. He'd drink drain cleaner first.) He knew it was risky for Gerlaff to employ a Mod, but it wasn't like the club was on the up-and-up anyway.

Dulcet didn't bother to knock, just pushed the door open and stepped inside.

"Ah, Seth. Good to see you again."

"Oh, no," Dulcet said as he took a step back, suddenly feeling trapped. "Oh, hell, no."
From: [identity profile] aggybird.livejournal.com
"It seems you're happy to see me, too," Gavin said with cool amusement. He was sprawled elegantly in Gerlaff's chair, his feet propped on the desk. Gerlaff was standing in the corner, puffing heartily on his cigar, looking somewhere between pissed off and terrified. Dulcet knew the feeling: that was how most people reacted around agents.

"What do you want?" Dulcet said. "Dammit, how did you find me?"

"It wasn't easy," Gavin said idly. "I'll give you that. You've been quite difficult to bring to heel. Of course, you're a valuable asset. Did you really think no one would come looking?"

"Didn't think they'd send you."

"Yes," Gavin agreed. "I was rather surprised as well. But of course, I'm probably the only one good enough to track you."

"Travid's good enough," Dulcet said bitterly.

Gavin's eyes narrowed. "Travid is no longer with the agency. He didn't know how to respect company property."

Dulcet couldn't help his flinch. "He's gone?"

"Permanently," Gavin agreed with a cold, flickering little smile.

"I'm not going back with you," Dulcet said, straightening his shoulders. "I don't care what you do. You'll have to kill me."

"Really?" Gavin asked. "So this is what you want to do with your life? Whore around in Slum 5, barely making ends meet, going back to your ridiculous roach-infested apartment on Galliers Street?"

Dulcet felt frozen. "You know where I live?"

"Beside the point." Gavin waved his hand. "You're better than this."

Dulcet clenched his jaw and his fists at precisely the same time. "Oh yeah? Well, I've got a nice little decoration on my neck that pretty much guarantees I'll never get any legitimate work, so fuck you. I'm doing what I have to."

"You wouldn't have to do any of it if you'd come back like a good boy."

"No way," Dulcet growled.

Gavin sighed and let his feet fall to the floor with a bang. He stood, slowly unfolding to his full height. He was as tall and broad-shouldered as ever. Beneath his midnight-colored suit, Dulcet could see the bulge of his weapon. His blue-black hair gleamed, longer than regulation cut. But Gavin could get away with things like that.

"I have my orders," Gavin said.

"Fuck your orders," Dulcet said. "I'm free now and I'm never going back."

Gavin's lips twisted. "You stay here, and then what? This greasy imbecile," he indicated Gerlaff, who stilled under the attention, with an unimpressed wave of his hand, "is going to use your body and exploit you. Do you really want his disgusting flesh in your mouth again?" He moved closer. "In your body at all?"

"Fuck you," Dulcet said, shaking with rage and fear. "Better than having you guys in my head mind-raping me."

Gavin paused. He leaned his hip against the desk and crossed his arms. The suit jacket's sleeves pulled tight across his well-muscled arms. "What happened was regrettable. As I said, Agent Travid is no longer with us."

"Good for you guys," Dulcet said. "I'm not going back so I can find out what Travid 2.0 is like."

Gavin's lips quirked again. He shifted and reached into his pocket, and Dulcet immediately tensed, feeling invisible hackles raise along his back. "What're you..." he trailed off when he saw what Gavin had pulled out.

Gavin dangled the leash and collar from his hand. "You don't get Travid 2.0," he said. "You get me."
From: [identity profile] aggybird.livejournal.com
Dulcet's mouth dropped open. "What?"

"I'm your new owner, pup. Now, are you going to come quietly or do I have to leash you in front of this nice man?"

"Oh, fuck this," Dulcet said, shifting in a blink. He scrambled away from his boots, his tiny claws clicking across the floor. He ignored Gavin's yell and darted through the door and down the hall, going as fast as his yorkie paws would take him.

"Seth, get back here!" Gavin shouted. "Dammit, dog!"

Fat chance, buddy, Dulcet thought. He yipped a few choice words over his shoulder and jumped through the sets of long-fingernailed hands that reached for him. Then he was out the open stage door - thank God for Carrie and her constant cigarette breaks - and into the night.

He looked over his furry shoulder and saw Gavin standing in the doorway, glaring after him. "You can run, Seth," Gavin shouted. "But I'm going to find you!"

Seth, code named Dulcet, Modified Canid #6: Yorkshire Terrier, and best damn recon Mod the agency had ever seen, snorted under his breath and doubled his efforts until his paws were tiny blurs over the pavement.

He could stay one step ahead of Gavin. He could. But God, he just wanted to stop running.

Instead, he flattened his ears and pushed on.

Date: 2009-03-16 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aggybird.livejournal.com
To pray, right? Kale drops to his knees to pray?
From: [identity profile] lokiloo.livejournal.com
HUSNJCJNVDFJSDFL;IKFSS WEREYORKIE AHHHHHHHH I hope Goblin is aware of this. :D

Date: 2009-03-16 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] broken-moons.livejournal.com
Honestly? I had to look up 'dulcet' because I never use it, and don't come across it that often.

That said:

Shad gasped and pushed Iskander away, which was more difficult than it should be. Why...? Did they really mean...? He brought his hand to his mouth, his lips moist and tingling, and up until now they had only done that after kissing Isidor.

'Do you see?' Isidor said, and Shad jerked his head up, looking past Iskander to where Isidor was standing - with Niall still hovering close by. Shad knew that neither Isidor or Iskander could see Niall's shuttered expression, the dull set of his eyes, but Shad could, and he could see the pain through that careful facade.

And this was very, very wrong.

'No,'he said. 'I don't think I do. Not when you,' he glared at Iskander, 'can kiss me like that with Niall standing right there and not even have the decency to feel guilty about it.'

There was guilt now, though, but mostly surprise, and that in turn surprised him into shutting up. They didn't know? He almost laughed, because how could they not see what was so plain, so clear? Someone ought to knock some sense into them, and he rather suspected it was going to have to be him. Because Niall was still just standing there, staring, a flush to his pale cheeks. There was hope in his eyes, now, but the twins' hesitation was quickly killing it.

'If one of you doesn't kiss him right now,' he said, 'I will. Because someone should.' He didn't even know why he said it, and his own cheeks started to burn. But apparently it was the right thing to say, because Niall flushed even deeper, and Iskander's eyes exploded with heat.

'Yes,' Isidor said, breathless, turned, and in two steps reached Niall.

Oh. Oh.

Date: 2009-03-16 06:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alice_montrose
YOU CHEATED! (Good way to do so, though! *hugs*)

Date: 2009-03-16 06:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alice_montrose
"Your dulcet voice enchants the souls of even the cruellest of men, fair maiden... Ouch! Hey, why are you throwing furniture at me!"

The remaining table cracked against the wall. "Enough with the maiden already!" the princess shouted out... in the decidedly unmaidenly voice. "My name is Julian, not Julianna. Now get out of my room, before my dulcet voice decides to summon the guards!"

Date: 2009-03-16 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] broken-moons.livejournal.com
*laughs* Good one!

Date: 2009-03-16 06:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alice_montrose
Thank you. I find it surprisingly good, for my being brainless and thinking in a mix of Romanian, English and French. (It still kinda sucks, though. ^^;;;)

Date: 2009-03-16 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aggybird.livejournal.com
I just wanted an excuse to write the word "dulcet" a jillion times. ;D
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