maderr complex makes you think you're important. You aren't. The only known cure for maderr infection is to become dark lord of the sith, ala Darth Vader.
Dishonorable Pornfucius disease: Knees mutate into hubcaps. To cure Dishonorable Pornfucius infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week.
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Date: 2004-07-03 10:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-03 11:58 am (UTC)Dishonorable Pornfucius:
Dishonorable Pornfucius is caused by Satan.
To cure Dishonorable Pornfucius infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week.
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Date: 2004-07-03 12:19 pm (UTC)How true it is.....
Date: 2004-07-04 10:36 am (UTC)Re: How true it is.....
Date: 2004-07-04 10:48 am (UTC)It'd be more accurate to say that I spend unhealthy amounts of time talking to Satan.