*dies giggling*

Obtained from jawsgoose:

Once again, The Washington Post has published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. And the winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there

16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts

I knew I'd love it

Got to see the last twenty or so minutes of Big Fish. Desperately want to see the whole movie now, b/c I'm already in love with it and I've been dying to see it for ages. Alas, it is not on again that I've been able to find.

Food coming soon. Until then? I've got twenty pages written for the *still* unnamed werewolf story. If I can get past the dinner scene, I'll post the next chunk for y'all.