V-Day story

A bit early, but I figure what with work and V-day tomorrow, everyone is going to be a trifle busy. It isn't much, but my betas assure me it's not a lost cause. Entire thing was inspired by one line in this song. Hope you enjoy!

( valentine's story )

Heh

Do you know how insanely weird it is to switch between a story about knights to one about highschool boys and back again? No one be surprised if a knight says 'nookie' or a highschooler says 'wherefore art thou?'