"Hey Baby, that's a sexy body you've got there."

[maderr]

Dear Men,

Please note that the above phrase will get you nothing more than a swift right hook to the face. Especially when you're old enough to be my father and either so doped or drunk you can't walk straight.

Shuddering,
Megan

Dear Women,

Stay away from Main Street. It gets sketchier every single day.

Dismayed,
Megan


Dear Peanut Gallery (you know who you are),

If I hear the aforemention phrase (see subject line) even ONCE from any of you, I think you know what will happen to you.

Megan