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Pranks? For instance, one year my professor walked over to his office only to find that someone had replaced his name with the ladies bathroom sign. He walked over and sure enough... his name plaque was where the ladies bathroom sign was.

Nothing says revenge like shoving every plant in the building into someone's office and then putting "Sounds of the rain forest" on their computer on loop.

Or you could somehow use the line "Dude, beer and chicks may come and go but video games last forever."

Or you could have Paige getting married and have Jason decide to bring Calvin as his guest. XD

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Now look. Don't give me ideas that make me laugh too hard to actually write. Where on earth did you get that rainforest bit? And the name change is beautiful.

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Explanation: Paleontology was part of Geology, which is part of Marine, Earth and Atmospheric Sciences (MEAS). This meant that we shared a building with Meterology, Oceanography, and Forestry. In the paleo lab at my University we had this huge replica of an Allosaurus skull. One day the forestry people decided to steal it.

No one noticed for like a month.

Finally the forestry people fessed up. Of course this meant that we needed to get revenge. Over the course of one holiday weekend, every single plant in the entire building (all 8 floors of it) were gathered up and arranged in the Forestry graduate office. And of course, it was only fair that "Sounds of the Rainforest" was put on loop in there.

I swear if we could have found a fog machine it would have been graduate students in the mist.

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'I swear if we could have found a fog machine it would have been graduate students in the mist.

*shrieks*

Okay, I maintained all the way through the prankster bits - which were pretty funny - but the graduate students in the mist? I lost it.

*snickers*

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*gently but firmly herds the smut bunnies back to you*

*whispers subliminal hints about dangerously sexy Draconis bonding with handsome young prison guards.... sinuous and seductive struggling ensues*

*meep*

*endeavours to look innocent*

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whispers subliminal hints about dangerously sexy Draconis bonding with handsome young prison guards

I like the way you think.

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You should do like Calvin's graduation or something. See what kind of fun they can have there, yeah? I know I'd read it.

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*fist punch*

Watch out

maderr, we have a quorum! Yes!

*Merrily whips out the chains and drags you to your PC*

More Kidnapped! *nodsnods*

*links arms with

rykaine*

*rocks out of the room, doing a celebratory hip shaking boogie woogie two step*

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You have the best stories on the face of the planet.

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When did I lose control of this journal?

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Heh. So the general consensus is mischief. I can work with that. I dunno, I get the impression Calvin simply wouldn't show. In fact he probably wouldn't even bother to inform his parents as to the date.

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You had control?

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From the word go?

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Glad to amuse.

And your icon reminds me that I keep thinking "I need to add him" to my friend's list and then keep forgetting.

So consider yourself friended.

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I guess that answers that question.

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I never said he had to be present at the actual ceremony. I more meant the day of, than anything. Whatever works best for you, really. ^_^ I'm easy.

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Gotcha.

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Ah, Cid. So hot despite the fact that you so totally shouldn't be, gruff foul-mouthed bastard that you are.

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Mmm... Cid. That damned movie needs to come out so I can stare and drool more properly.

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*falls over, giggling madly*

Hey, insurrection is fun!

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