Dear Busdriver,
My trip takes 35 minutes. NOT 50. Traffic was not that bad. Get with the mother fucking program.
Pissed,
Megan
P.S. Nor am I pleased you're perpetually ten minutes late.
Dear Assholes in the back,
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Go to hell,
Megan
Dear Chick in the pink pants,
You're not a size 10. Not even remotely close. I should not be able to see that much detail. Morever, you need to move your ass the next time I walk by because you're not a mother fucking size ten.
Traumatized,
Megan
Dear Beraht & Dieter,
Sorry, but you're going to take the brunt of my frustrations. But don't worry, the suffering looks good on you.
All my love,
your frustrated writer
My trip takes 35 minutes. NOT 50. Traffic was not that bad. Get with the mother fucking program.
Pissed,
Megan
P.S. Nor am I pleased you're perpetually ten minutes late.
Dear Assholes in the back,
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Go to hell,
Megan
Dear Chick in the pink pants,
You're not a size 10. Not even remotely close. I should not be able to see that much detail. Morever, you need to move your ass the next time I walk by because you're not a mother fucking size ten.
Traumatized,
Megan
Dear Beraht & Dieter,
Sorry, but you're going to take the brunt of my frustrations. But don't worry, the suffering looks good on you.
All my love,
your frustrated writer