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[maderr]

Dear Asshole on the Bus,

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry you decided to trash talk the driver like he wasn't there for fifteen minutes because you didn't like the way he had to constantly stop and start.

I'm sorry that when you told the only person who was being nice to you (why I don't know), a poor woman who was obviously not mentally stable, that you thought she was unstable. I'm sorry you had to eat it like a bitch when she told you "yes, sir I am unstable but at least I take my medication"

I'm sorry you held us up for almost fifteen minutes because the driver finally called the cops on your sad, drunk ass. I'm really sorry the other asshats on the bus decided to take most of their frustration out on the driver.

I'm not really sorry that when the driver told you, a self-proclaimed mechanics experts, to tell *him* what made the bus so jerky that you said 'it has nothing to do with mechanics." I'm not sorry because that was fucking funny.

But I am sorry you had to ruin everything for those of us that spent the day working and not getting drunk.


Go Fuck Yourself,
~Megan

Comments

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

*snuggles you* I'm glad she got told by that other passenger. And cops. Cops are great. :)

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Oops, or was the passenger in assholishness male?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Asshole was male.

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

Do you listen to Weird Al's Another One Rides the Bus everyday?

If you don't, you should.

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

Ah. *headdesk*

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

*huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs*