maderr: (Drunk)
[personal profile] maderr
How to tell if you're reading a fic by me...

1. Teh fluff, it keels you

2. There is invariably a snarky geek somewhere in there.

3. Dare you to find a story that does not involve either someone who loves books and/or a massive library.

4. Teh fluff, it keels you

5. Often preceeded by some variation of the comment "I hate everything about *insert genre/stereotype/whatever* so I'm going to attempt it

6. Nearly always end with a kiss. I can't help it.

7. Excessive use of foul language

8. So fluffy.

9. Snarky geek invariably winds up with not-so-obnoxious jock type

10. Somewhere, someone invariably will say "That's nice. Where's Embrace?"


In other news, Sarah took us to Outback. Steak, garlic mashed potatoes, nummy mushrooms and two margaritas. YUM.

Date: 2006-01-21 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
1. But we luv da fluff! ^.^

2. Snarky geeks are sexy. ;)

3. Mmmmm.... libraries.... *____* and just because of that comment, I'm going to have to go through every story now to find the bookworm, you know this...

4. Oooh, so fluffy!

5. And you do it so well! ^.^

6. But kisses make us all squee like little fangirls!

7. That's what the kisses are for. To clean those dirty mouths... ;)

8. I like cotton candy. ^.^

9. *le sigh* Don't we wish it actually worked that way in Real Life?

10. Not me. I like fairytales. ^.^ ... >.> And DwtD. And Midsummer. And pretty much everything you see fit to commit to 'paper' except Embrace. >.>;; Go figure.

Date: 2006-01-21 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hayama-sb.livejournal.com
That's nice. Where's da Boobies?

Date: 2006-01-21 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsu-chan55.livejournal.com
teh keeling fluff, tis awesome.

and snarky guys are fantastic too XD

Date: 2006-01-21 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
Sarah took us to Outback

*peers in your ear* Just how many of you are there in there?

;) I like the killing fluffness too...

Date: 2006-01-21 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skylark97.livejournal.com
*hearts* Death by fluff! Best way to go, EVER. ^_____^

(And oh my god, I adore you're snarky geeks. *tackle glomps*)

Date: 2006-01-21 05:37 am (UTC)
ext_3521: (Default)
From: [identity profile] chris-king-2005.livejournal.com
#11. Your horde of rabid fans will love the new fic.

Oh, and FYI. Fluffy is good! I like fluffy!

*drools over your dinner*

Date: 2006-01-21 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
*loves you*

Date: 2006-01-21 09:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indigoraven.livejournal.com
#12. Somehow there is always the conversation at the end of the story where all is revealed to the shock of the two parties involved!

Ok, so I'm sneaking in one of my tiny peeves. But I keep reading, nonetheless. ;->

Actually, Embrace is not nearly my fav. To be truthful, the neat little bit with Dixie and Whisper very nearly budged DwtD from it's place as my fav of yours. That was most excellent.

Date: 2006-01-21 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

^^ I'll try to watch that. I didn't think I did it all the time. Heh.

^__^

Date: 2006-01-21 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

I'm pretty sure you have the boobies icon.

Date: 2006-01-21 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indigoraven.livejournal.com
Definitely not all the time. ;->

But it is something that I've noticed.

Date: 2006-01-21 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)

Ergh. Now I'm going to be totally paranoid. But I'm glad you said something. I'll try to watch it.

Date: 2006-01-21 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
You don't. ^^ Not all the time, for sure, and from my standpoint you do it just often enough to keep it interesting. Kinda like waiting with baited breath through the whole story until we finally figure out WTF is going on. ;)

And in your longer stories, you drop clues throughout. It's only on the shorter ones where you wait till the end... probably so that you don't give away too much too early in the story. 9.9

Date: 2006-01-21 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hayama-sb.livejournal.com
Yes, yes I do.

Date: 2006-01-21 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miikarin.livejournal.com
LOL. But I like the fluff! >.> ... Where is Embrace, btw? ... j/k. *huggles*

Date: 2006-01-21 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thecookietheory.livejournal.com
That's nice. Where's Embrace?

:3 *ducks*

Date: 2006-01-21 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

And lo, the smartass doth appear.

Date: 2006-01-21 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Heh. I'm surprised it took this long for someone to be a wiseass ^_~

Fluff 4evah! Or at least for as long as I live. *hugs*

Date: 2006-01-21 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thecookietheory.livejournal.com
Why don't I get paid for this?

Date: 2006-01-21 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Because that would only make you worse.

Date: 2006-01-21 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thecookietheory.livejournal.com
HAHA. $5.50 an hour - pestering and general annoyingness.

Date: 2006-01-21 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aqua-eyes.livejournal.com
10. Somewhere, someone invariably will say "That's nice. Where's Embrace?"

:giggles: You should damn them.. cos that makes us that didn't start off reading it... go read it. ^___-

I do love your fairy stories too. ^___^

Profile

maderr

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Feb. 14th, 2026 11:46 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios