why normal conversations are beyond me

[maderr]

(as bg, my dad is workiung a fuckload this week. Way way way too much but there's no one else to do it. I called after work to make sure he was still alive). This is pretty standard for us, and actually very very boring compared to some.

Me: Hey, dad. Not bothering you am I?
Dad: not at all. what's up?

M: just calling to see how you were doing

D: I'm roasted, damn near ready to be served up (essentially, there was traffic noise so I can't recall everything he said)

M: Oh, good. I'll start the mashed potatoes

D: *laughs* You would, you cannibalistic bitch

Comments

[tygati.livejournal.com]

o.o;;

[maderr.livejournal.com]

It makes more sense if you're there. My family is most affectionate when we're maligning each other. My dad and I especially are fond of ending on threats of going to the hospital.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Wow. o.o You make my family look sane... ^^;

[dlothrian.livejournal.com]

that's cool ^_^

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

I love your family. Adopt me. I'll be the slow stupid one but every family needs a runt.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Sure. Never have too many sibs. I'll call you Sis from now on.