Wanted: Cabana Boy

[maderr]

Must be at least 21. Flexible hours. Patience, humor, laid back manner a must. Familiarity with alcohol preferred. Cooking skills, willingness to molest/be molested by other men a plus. Send resume and two references to cabanaboy@amasour.com

Comments

[corneredangel.livejournal.com]

So...benefits, 401k, vacation? If grad school doesn't work out...

[wobblygoblin.livejournal.com]

I think "flexible hours" should be changed to "and flexible."

I see plenty of cabana boys in Florida. I'll have to send them your number. Sadly, where I am going all the cabana boys will be covered in heavy coats. I don't think there are many cabanas in Wales. Am sad.

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

For some reason, this job posting seems very familiar... XD

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hmm, you're probably right.

Yes, but sexy accents. That's got to count for something.

Also, you are wonderful. I'm still laughing. Oh, Zaede, what are we going to do with you.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine why.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

o.o ...... >.> ....... *boxes up Mikey to mail to you* ^^v

[wobblygoblin.livejournal.com]

Accent, true. It was the whole reason for studying abroad in the first place. ;)

I think, "Tie him up until he behaves," but he might get too much of a kick out of that.

[amiko-16.livejournal.com]

LOL XDD;;;

[mailechan.livejournal.com]

I am envious. I have always wanted to go to Wales.

[wobblygoblin.livejournal.com]

Well, you are certainly invited to live vicariously through my travels! ;D I will posting about them here: http://wobblygoblins.com/wackywales

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

*loves you* I should find you some internet smexing, deliver it to your doorstep, then sit back and wait for the squeaking. :D