Men

[maderr]

Oh my freakin' god, could the men whine anymore tonight? The night was fine otherwise, a relatively pleasant Friday all things considered. Except for the men.

Jeezus they complained and bitched all night, and two of them go into an argument over the way one was too slow at sweeping and the other didn't know how to mop correctly. For the love of god.

And if one more man tells me I need to behave, I need to calm down, I need to watch my language I will fucking kill him. It will be a cold day in hell before I act according to the dictates of what's "correct." The more you tell me to behave the louder and more obnoxious I'm going to be. And I'm certainly not going to listen to a guy that tells me to behave in the first sentence and pleads for me not to hurt him in the second. Wusses all of them.

Sheesh, I sound like a man hater but I'm not. I just hate weaklings. I'm the very last person anyone should be scared of but they all are. It's ridiculous.

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[lukadia.livejournal.com]

If that's man-hating, you're in good company.

I myself take scalps when people tell me how to behave myself. Or bark like a dog and ask them why they don't just buy me a leash while they're on their little power trip.

I...don't have a lot of guy friends...

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[maderr.livejournal.com]

*snerk* I like the leash comment, that one must throw and/or annoy people. Taking scalps sounds like a good idea too...

I don't either - they're either all scared of me or think they want to be more than friends.

I love your icon btw, that movie was great.

[goofyrobo.livejournal.com]

sheesh, so many man haters...we're not all assholes ya know...

[minni.livejournal.com]

two of them go into an argument over the way one was too slow at sweeping and the other didn't know how to mop correctly.

Hahaha. Sounds like my three brothers. ^_^ Actually, men are rather devious. My brothers would deliberately mess up and fool around with their kitchen jobs until my sisters and I became so disgusted with it that we would toss them out on their bums and do the jobs for them.

We did not catch on until some years later that they did this on purpose to get out of work. o.O

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[maderr.livejournal.com]

Ha - that's not too bad of them. I was always glad I only ever had one brother. I love him to death, but bad bad things might have happened if I'd had to deal with more than one of him.

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[maderr.livejournal.com]

Bah. You're not on the list. And I'm not a man hater, I just have a mild vendetta.