Adventures with Kyo
Nov. 12th, 2006 09:44 amKyo: *looks longingly at Megan's lap, and the computer which is occupying it*
Megan: "Go away, cat. Not for you!"
Kyo: *decides to be sneaky! jumps up to coffee table, hops to long couch, cautiously steps over to small couch and super sneakily! comes up behind Megan to settle on chest*
Megan: "One, I don't know who you thought you were fooling, you dumb ass cat. Two, just because they're a size d does not mean my tits are big enough to be a bed for your fat ass. Get off me!"
Kyo: *waddles off chest to settle on laptop until Megan finally gives up and moves it enough to accomodate his Majesty*
Megan: "I'm so going to go throw you in Sarah's bed. On Sarah."
Kyo: *gives a 'stop typing and pet me' look*
Megan: *glare*
Megan: "Go away, cat. Not for you!"
Kyo: *decides to be sneaky! jumps up to coffee table, hops to long couch, cautiously steps over to small couch and super sneakily! comes up behind Megan to settle on chest*
Megan: "One, I don't know who you thought you were fooling, you dumb ass cat. Two, just because they're a size d does not mean my tits are big enough to be a bed for your fat ass. Get off me!"
Kyo: *waddles off chest to settle on laptop until Megan finally gives up and moves it enough to accomodate his Majesty*
Megan: "I'm so going to go throw you in Sarah's bed. On Sarah."
Kyo: *gives a 'stop typing and pet me' look*
Megan: *glare*