*dies laughing*

[maderr]

So Nickel (my cat) was prowling the couch. I'm kind of laying weird, stretched out on the loveseat with my feet on a table, putting them right up against the couch where Nickel was prowling. He wandered down the arm of the couch to investigate my feet -- and got shocked. He jumped, then started batting at my feet like they were Mortal Enemy #1.

Then he got all miffed when I started laughing.

You should have seen him! So cute! ZAP! AAAHHH! ATTACK!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA