Nikel: *jumps up on couch and eyes Megan's lap* Yes, I think I will lie there *takes over lap, nearly closing and knocking over lap top in process*
Megan: Fsking cat
Nikel: Quiet, Slave, I am resting.
Megan: *puts laptop on coffee table, contorts body in painful manner to type*
Nikel: Slave, quit moving *shifts self to take up even more of lap*
Megan: Fuck you, cat. *puts laptop on top of cat*
Nikel: *doesn't even notice*
Megan: Fsking cat
Nikel: Quiet, Slave, I am resting.
Megan: *puts laptop on coffee table, contorts body in painful manner to type*
Nikel: Slave, quit moving *shifts self to take up even more of lap*
Megan: Fuck you, cat. *puts laptop on top of cat*
Nikel: *doesn't even notice*