Mission: Identify Spider

[maderr]

My boss' house is being overrun by these freaky ass spiders (phrasing mine, obviously). Apparently they're very creepy and big.But she doesn't know what the fuck it is. She says they have really hairy legs, I'm guessing at least an inch in size the way she describes them, and she said they look like they have eyes on stalks but she's not really sure they're eyes, that's just what it looks like. Definitely not a wolf spider, she looked at pictures of those (and they're the most common around these parts?). And she says the weird eye thing is only in the smaller ones, that the really big ones don't have them. She's gonna bring in the next one she kills so I can see it, cause though they creep me right the fuck out - I do not recognize this spider. She also said she killed one, went to get her husband to dispose of the corpse, and when she came back another spider (same species) was eating the dead one >_>;;;

I sense that tsaiko will probably solve this riddle.

In other news, works needs to slow the fuck down x_x I've only been back two days!

Now, what to eat? I wasted 23.00 on groceries cause I needed them liek woah.

Umm. Day sucked by I survived. Now to contemplate waaaaay too nice of a phone offer someone made me. If I am aggravated nearly everywhere else in life, it's because I am way too frackin spoiled by my peeps here.

Must also decide what to write. My mind is determined to do a Halloween story but can't think of anything so i get in a frustrated rut and nothing else will write. This shall be overcome!