Amaretto Sour

It's a brief, mostly pointless, drabble about Shah and his wife. I wanted to write their story once, but when I asked Kitty if she thought anyone would care, she said no. But I was trying to think of more harem drabbles to write tonight, and for some reason this one popped up.

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nikerymis.livejournal.com

::laugh:: It might not be as attention grabbing as Harem boys together, but I was always kind of curious about the wife (well, mostly the wife and her harem), since there are only a few glimpses of that in the harem stories. ^___^

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I'll read it.^^ Besides, if you like it, you should type it. *nods*

I was contemplating either cinnamon toast or beef ramen for dinner, if that helps in the inspiration department. Yeah, it hasn't inspired me, yet, either. ^_^

Good luck with the porn. And the Av.

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I have to sheepishly admit I might actually care more about Shah's relationship with his wife than I do about the harem, since the harem stuff is not my cup of tea. Plus, you always write great, strong female leads that I do not hate.

Man, Av has been going crazy! I think the pr0n finally got to her. Or the capslock key on her computer is broken. I, uh, I have in no way been encouraging her antics.

And omg, GUESSWHUT. In two years I am either moving to Portland, OR or Columbus, OH, fer serious. It depends on certain things happening, but the plan is there D:

(OR OH!)

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M, I am all for Shah and his wife. I've ALWAYS thought they're story would be cool, since he does love her and all, and all his harem boys, and she does love him, and all her harem girls. <3

If you'd ever write about the Harem GIRLS I would give my soul to you. Seriously. I would.

!!!!!
CAN I HAVES STONE ROSE AND LESBIANS TOGETHER?!?!?!

(and I have put nothing in my wife's cereal. Tea? I can't make promises.)

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AND HOW EXACTLY AM I TO KIDDNAP YOU THEN?

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TIME IS RUNNING OUT

AND

YOUR WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY IS SHRINKING.

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*giggles*

*luffs loki*

Ah, I know two of the harem girls. I've never worked out all the different stories for the noble Queen cause I figured no one would care. I shall begin to remedy that ^_^

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THAT IS BOMB.

POOR CAPSLOCK, HE HAS BECOME OUR BITCH.

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YOU SOUND

LIKE

A CAR DEALERSHIP.

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YOSH!!

--Have one of them be from an Eastern Land that acts like China/Japan and be a Ninja. PLEASE?

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HE LIKES IT. THOSE ARE FAKE TEARS IN HIS EYES.

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I

AM.

(ACT NOW!)

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WHUT PIRATES ARE BETTER THAN NINJAS.

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The hell are you smoking?

NINJAS KICK PIRATES IN THEIR BIG SEA-SALTY BALLS.

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Kick? Huh. I totally thought there would be sucking involved there. Well, maybe after the kicking. Men are men, after all.

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And you ask why I'm all perverted. <3

Your letter you were gonna send to my Parrents? It's gonna be an apology, isn't it. :3

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Shit, the letter is probably going to be along the lines of 'please drop the lawsuit, I'm poor and she started it anyway'

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LAME.

PIRATES ARE ABOUT DECADENCE, BOOZE, AND SEX.

NINJAS ARE ABOUT WEIRD ZEN MEDITATION, FUNNY MASKS, AND HONOR. (PFFT)

I KNOW HOW I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE.

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WHAT the HELL are you talking about?

Ninja's were PIMPS. They were sneaky, smart, coniving little bastards that stabbed people behind their backs while another ninja distracted. Female ninja's were trrained to kill men during the act of sex. They were SNEEEEAKY and dishornable, which is why Samurai hated them.

I really do want to know where all this honrable ninja stuff came from....

NINJAS > PIRATES

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Technically speaking, I'm not sure ninjas ever actually existed. They're more a wishful thinking part of history than anything else.

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Naw, my dad tells cock jokes in front of children are 2+. He wouldn't put much blame on you. <3

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THEY EXIST WHEN THEY WANT TO.

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