My roommate needs to wake up

[maderr]

So I can con her into pancakes. I can spare ten bucks for delicious pancakes. It's rainy, cold, and the cupboards are bare. We wants pancakes!

Maybe I should 'accidentally' wake her up >.>

As groggy as she is in the morning, she'd never know it wasn't an accident.

Until she read this, of coure, but by then I'd have had pancakes.

or she could wake up, throw something in the microwave, and vanish into her sewing room.

Oh, well.