half-elf, half vampire
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maderrFor the curious, here is a link to the book that still is making me laugh. Though not as much as the gem review ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tsaiko posted. Oh, gods, must stop thinking about it or will die dead of laughter again.
Today's prime gem at work, on trying and failing to discuss intelligence and other such things, I was informed that it's just shopping. She likes to shop, I like being smart. I could think of no reply to that, and changed the topic shortly thereafter. The chick is fun to converse with, she really is, and I cannot help but admire anyone who renders me so completely speechless, for whatever reason.
The rain needs to go away.
To help her deal with the fact that Jesus stole her porn, or the provider of her porn, I offered to writeavalon13 porn. She requested Dixie/Kitty (the poor guy, he no longer gets his name, just 'Kitty').
First, I am off to distract myself briefly. Then to write a sekkret project that will not see the light of day for some time, but hopefully will be worth the wait (but, because I luffs to tortue, I will say I'm glad so many readers of Lessons liked Bart, cause it's his turn on the chopping block).
Also, I'm reading a somewhat amusing book - A Treasury of Royal Scandals: The Shocking True Stories History's Wickedest, Weirdest, Most Wanton Kings, Queens, Tsars, Popes, and Emperors Not usually my scene, but I wanted something amusing to read. Really the book is kinda o_O You crazy Europeans have no leg upon which to stand calling us Americans loco ^_~ Anyway, my main point is -- most of the royals they mention as being gay or likely to have been gay are not surprising me. The one that did was Richard Lionheart or whatever they call him. Cause that immediately made me think of Robin Hood, and how I've always sort of passively wished I could do honest to god period stuff, cause everyone is typically inclined to slash Robin Hood and Will Scarlet (and mind you, I'm more than happy to put up with the incest), but I always thought it would be more fun to put Robin with the Sheriff (and make him not really zomgevil, cause really, not necessary) and then do something interesting with Friar Tuck for to hook him up with Scarlet. Or maybe Scarlet with the Sheriff, there'd be lots of violent!sex there. Hmm. I need more period writers on my flist, who are not necessarily opposed to bribes.
Hmm. Think that's all I've got. Has the rain gone away yet? Ah, well. Off I go to wreak havoc elsewhere.
tsaiko posted. Oh, gods, must stop thinking about it or will die dead of laughter again. Today's prime gem at work, on trying and failing to discuss intelligence and other such things, I was informed that it's just shopping. She likes to shop, I like being smart. I could think of no reply to that, and changed the topic shortly thereafter. The chick is fun to converse with, she really is, and I cannot help but admire anyone who renders me so completely speechless, for whatever reason.
The rain needs to go away.
To help her deal with the fact that Jesus stole her porn, or the provider of her porn, I offered to write
avalon13 porn. She requested Dixie/Kitty (the poor guy, he no longer gets his name, just 'Kitty'). First, I am off to distract myself briefly. Then to write a sekkret project that will not see the light of day for some time, but hopefully will be worth the wait (but, because I luffs to tortue, I will say I'm glad so many readers of Lessons liked Bart, cause it's his turn on the chopping block).
Also, I'm reading a somewhat amusing book - A Treasury of Royal Scandals: The Shocking True Stories History's Wickedest, Weirdest, Most Wanton Kings, Queens, Tsars, Popes, and Emperors Not usually my scene, but I wanted something amusing to read. Really the book is kinda o_O You crazy Europeans have no leg upon which to stand calling us Americans loco ^_~ Anyway, my main point is -- most of the royals they mention as being gay or likely to have been gay are not surprising me. The one that did was Richard Lionheart or whatever they call him. Cause that immediately made me think of Robin Hood, and how I've always sort of passively wished I could do honest to god period stuff, cause everyone is typically inclined to slash Robin Hood and Will Scarlet (and mind you, I'm more than happy to put up with the incest), but I always thought it would be more fun to put Robin with the Sheriff (and make him not really zomgevil, cause really, not necessary) and then do something interesting with Friar Tuck for to hook him up with Scarlet. Or maybe Scarlet with the Sheriff, there'd be lots of violent!sex there. Hmm. I need more period writers on my flist, who are not necessarily opposed to bribes.
Hmm. Think that's all I've got. Has the rain gone away yet? Ah, well. Off I go to wreak havoc elsewhere.
