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maderrPlease to be noting the finest alarm clock on the planet:
For the few who might not know, that is my kitty Pumpernickel. He is much love, except he knows my schedule -- he knows when I should be awake, and will harass me to death until I get out of bed and stay out of bed. He also knows when I should be going to bed, and begins to harass me in the evenings. He will even follow me around on my routine to ensure I do not deviate -- get somethig to drink, go to the bathroom, turn off lights, crawl into bed. Then he plops down and curls up with me for a bit, then wanders off to play with Kyo when he's assured I will be staying put. Eventually they both come back to sleep with me.
I am not allowed to sleep in past seven these days, cause the little bastard simply will not allow me to stay in bed. He prods and pokes and if I am surpremely lazy the claws come out. The bastard takes his self-appointed mission of regulating my sleep very seriously.
So, some less than dignified images of the world's most aggravating alarm clock:
And just for fun, this is me playing victim to Kyo, my roommie's cat. He thinks my boobs exist for his dozing pleasure:
For the few who might not know, that is my kitty Pumpernickel. He is much love, except he knows my schedule -- he knows when I should be awake, and will harass me to death until I get out of bed and stay out of bed. He also knows when I should be going to bed, and begins to harass me in the evenings. He will even follow me around on my routine to ensure I do not deviate -- get somethig to drink, go to the bathroom, turn off lights, crawl into bed. Then he plops down and curls up with me for a bit, then wanders off to play with Kyo when he's assured I will be staying put. Eventually they both come back to sleep with me.
I am not allowed to sleep in past seven these days, cause the little bastard simply will not allow me to stay in bed. He prods and pokes and if I am surpremely lazy the claws come out. The bastard takes his self-appointed mission of regulating my sleep very seriously.
So, some less than dignified images of the world's most aggravating alarm clock:
And just for fun, this is me playing victim to Kyo, my roommie's cat. He thinks my boobs exist for his dozing pleasure:
