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Apr. 21st, 2008 09:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maderrMan gets on the bus today. He is wearing a baby blue running suit type thing made of velvet. Baby blue velvet. I'm not making that up. It's about two sized too big, as per the preferred 'fashion' amongst the gangsta class of society. As he gets on the bus, his velvet pants, already sagging, totally drop another good three inches. Revealing to all the way too tight thermal underwear beneath. I know it's way too tight because very little was left to the imagination.
If I'd been able to locate my pocket knife, my eyes would have received an Oedipus treatment.
What I want to know is this: If you are trying to convey to the world that you are one badass motherfucker, why in the name of heaven do you wear thermal undewear that is too small and baby blue velvet that is too big? In seventy degree weather, at that.
Better question: who the fuck takes that shit seriously?
The world, it confuses me.
If I'd been able to locate my pocket knife, my eyes would have received an Oedipus treatment.
What I want to know is this: If you are trying to convey to the world that you are one badass motherfucker, why in the name of heaven do you wear thermal undewear that is too small and baby blue velvet that is too big? In seventy degree weather, at that.
Better question: who the fuck takes that shit seriously?
The world, it confuses me.
