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[maderr]

Dear Midnight,

Look, I'm sorry about that thing with Robin Hood. I still love you, honest. You're my only one. Don't start being a bitch now, plzkthx. No more cheating, I mean it this time. Let's just settle down and get back to cooperating so I can finish writing you, beautiful.

Yours truly,
the humble and contrite author


Dear Sheriff of Nottingham,

I'll be right over.

Purr,
Megan