O_o

[maderr]

Megan: *drinking coffee, poking at internets*

Cats: ZOMFG GET TO THE WINDOW *attach to window, STARE*

Megan: WTF?

Raccoon: Hi!

Megan: *goes to get more coffee*

Srsly. There's a raccoon outside my window, just chillin' and pissing off the cats.

In other news, I want a new audio book, but nothing is really calling to me. On the other hand, if I have to sit still for eight hours straight again without something to keep me occupied, I might kill someone. So I need to find one and soon.

Comments

[escagirluk.livejournal.com]

Maybe the raccoon is a Plot Raccoon, lesser known cousin of the Plot Bunny, there to Inspire You with his Raccoon-ness! Obey the Raccoon! Write Raccoon/Cat anthro slash fics!


(and, urgh, having flashbacks of that kids cartoon with the raccoons in it, now)

[chris-king-2005.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's available anymore, but if you can manage it, try "A Southern Belle Primer - or Why Princess Margaret will never be a Kappa Kappa Gamma", read by Dixie Carter.

Of course, then you'd be laughing like a demented hyena for at least two of those eight hours.

I was on a road trip with my mother and one of her cronies the first time I heard it. We all laughed so hard that we actually had to pull the car off to the side of the road more than once, until we could stop howling.

Then again... maybe it's a southern thing. *grin*

All I know is that when we were done? We listened to it again, and laughed just as hard.

[frostheavens.livejournal.com]

Though there aren't any raccoons over here (?) my cats do the same thing when the pigeons turn sadistic and fly way close to the window. Makes them insane.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Ah, raccoons. I remember when Max chased a raccoon up a tree once. Here's this dustmop dog the size of a grapefruit barking his fool head off at this raccooon that could probably swallow three of him and have room for dessert. *headshake*

[bloodied-eden.livejournal.com]

I think we had a raccoon around once. But mostly we just get stray cats (which drive our cat and dogs nuts), and stray dogs (which the cat ignores) . . . and the occasional possum . . . or skunk.

[(Anonymous)]

Audio book?

Empire, by Orson Scott Card

It's not what you usually read, but I find that makes for an interesting vacation from your normal titles. It's about the second american civil war.

-F.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

A change is what I'm looking for, so sounds good ^_^

[skygreenleopard.livejournal.com]

I laughed my ass off. :D