Goddamn fucking car alarm

[maderr]

Was yanked right out of a sound sleep by a car alarm. The thing was fucking insane, I thought we were about to be bombed. Worse, it jarred me so badly, I can't go back to sleep. And it took the asshole like ten fucking minutes to get his stupid ass out of bed to turn the fucker off.

I'm so pissed right now. I just want to go back to sleep, because I don't have to be up for a good two hours. Damn it!

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[sunsetbaby.livejournal.com]

That's happened to me before. In fact, whenever there's construction on my street (ie every season except winter) and a car is parked illegally on the side of the road (which also happens much more often then I'd like), the construction workers will blare a horn repeatedly until someone comes down and moves the car. And construction starts at 6:30am. I remember one joyous morning where it took almost 1/2 hour for someone to move the car. Yuck.

[anialove.livejournal.com]

I feel I must stand up for alarm guy, for my car has a sensitive alarm and I have the reflexes of an intoxicated sloth. When mine goes off at night my usual process is:

*register noise*
*realize noise is my alarm*
*realize I must get out of bed and find keys to stop noise*
*roll out of bed*
*stand up*
*stumble to dresser*
*look for keys*
Me: Where are my keys?! <-not said with any sort of diction
*find keys*