I'm a dork

[maderr]

As I've said before I luffs the food network. I'm addicted to at least half the show and now I've added Iron Chef America to the list. I was spazzing about it yesterday and my friends thought I was whacked. They're probably right, but I stil love this show.

Comments

[abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com]

I HAULED ASS HOME FROM LB TO CATCH THE BATTALI/MORIMOTO BATTLE!!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*squee* I still haven't seen the one from yesterday, but from what my sister says Sakai was really cute. I love Sakai, and the Morimoto battle was awesome! I can't wait 'til the tagteam match.

[abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com]

Sakai and Batali were ROBBED in the tag team!!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

totally robbed. Long Live Sakai!!!

[abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com]

You aren't online, so I have to get this to you this way...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/childfree/2672755.html?style=mine#cutid1

[abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com]

PS, have you noticed how the Japanese Chairman on the real Iron Chef is just this big TOOL... he's a TOTAL TOOL... 100%

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Dude, what are you talking about? 200% at least.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Must be locked? I can't view it.

That is some great toolage

[amasugiru.livejournal.com]

I have to say he beats Shatner anyday... nobody can bite into a pepper and look like he shat himself like that man can.

[abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com]

Damn, here you go...

http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v106/vespagirl_6689/pill2.gif

and

http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v106/vespagirl_6689/pill.gif

[maderr.livejournal.com]

ROFL - that is gorgeous.

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

One time I watched Iron Chef and I'm pretty sure they were having some kind of octopus cook-off. They were flinging the octopus around the room and wielding their machetes with great zeal. I kind of felt bad for the octopus, but the bitch wouldn't stop moving... I'm not sure how I would feel about watching someone (in real-life) cook my octopus stew up with its legs hanging off the side of the pot. It was like a football game, "(insert tonal name here) is now selecting his octopus from the tank, yes, yes, he's found one that he wants, oh there goes the machete, yes, look at that form. (insert tonal name here) is going to attempt to make (insert tonal food name here) soup today, let's watch this master."

What a master, flinging a fucking octopus around the stage. I mean, how do you keep a straight face? They should make it part of "Dinner and a Movie" on TBS or whatever that's on and then show "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." I'm sure everyone would be excited to eat their giant SQUID after that.