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[maderr]

Dear Porn Writers,

Certain words just do not sound sexy in the middle of a smut scene. I see words like penis and rectum and it really just reminds me of dumb boys showing me the reproductive pictures in my highschool biology book because they thought it would shock me (and they were trying to flirt). Not sexy.

But, at least I have not seen a repeat of organic silo.


Vastly amused by your bad porn,
Megan

Comments

[theotherdibbler.livejournal.com]

'Organic silo'? WTF? I think that beats all the bad porn euphemisms I've ever seen. XD

[maderr.livejournal.com]

It was the best ever. The line was something like he watched X's cock rise from a thatch of wiry hair like an organic silo. I think I broke something laughing.

[theotherdibbler.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious. :D

[zeffy-amethyst.livejournal.com]

....I don't know if I can take nuclear weapons seriously anymore.

[alixkat.livejournal.com]

I used to read Phic and people would use words like "areola" and I was like, "Is this for real?" It kept-up when I read a little bit of Robin Hood fic, too, but I couldn't take it anymore... it was just so... BAD. The worst is when people like transpose their experience losing their virginity with the characters. Then there are the people who you know have no idea and just basically use a biology textbook and Forever to fill-in the blanks.

Why did you get me started on this? Now I feel compelled to go read some bad fan fic.

I hate you.

[alixkat.livejournal.com]

Annndd... I'd just like to tell you that last night while watching Family Guy I read some Robin Hood fic. Then I went upstairs to read my new biography of Bloody Mary.

I hate you so bad.

[chilayse.livejournal.com]

...that's just horrible. I wonder how they wrote that without dying of laughter.

[drowning-london.livejournal.com]

I add "sphincter" to your list of unsexy words. :p

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

I add vagina to your list, and anus, and raise you a 'boy pussy'.

[tsubaki-dono.livejournal.com]

Ohmygod that last one cracked my jaw with laughter...!

[tsubaki-dono.livejournal.com]

Dear Writers,

Let me just remind you that just like it is impossible to TALK about something you know nothing about... it is also impossible to WRITE about something of which you have no clue.

Go get a clue,
Tsu

Megan: "Organic Silo" induces horrible urge to photoshop a few images...