I feel like rambling

[maderr]

Moons has ruined my concentration. All I can think about is Two Princes. I do not think anyone appreciates how enthralled I am with that story. It's everything I love, and I did not have to write it, and it's awesomely written. Mooooooooore.

Also want more Greg the Vampire. If I get Greg, she gets wereyorkie. I will not settle for anything less, if I am going to burn my own eyes writing such a thing.

Am going to work on Bound tonight, really just want to work on Huntsman. People like distracting me.

I really want to drive somewhere and eat something nice, but I have no exact destination in mind, no money to spend when I get there, and it would not be half as much to do alone. So instead I will sit in my cold ass house (seriously, why is this house alway cold? It's like ten degrees warmer outside) and listen to the fucking annoying fishtank -_- I hate fish as pets. I really and truly hate them.

Wonder what I have around here for dinner, hmm...

I thought one of the benefits of driving vs. riding would be no more jackasses whistling and calling. But, lo, I was enjoying the nice weather and had my windows down, singing along with Cobra Starship, and some jackass whistles -__- I don't get what they think that accomplishes.

Aha, speaking of such things. I clicked on an msn article 'cause it said something about a simple way to reduce stress, and I was bored enough to wonder what they were yammering about this time. The sum of the article was that affection and smex from loved one helped stress, and happily married ideal couples would live longer than us poor, suffering, unloved single people. Fuck you too, sorry I'm not obeyind the dictates of society, fuck off and die. I agree that affection and all helps, but it didn't have to sound so fucking condescending about it. I just love being told b/c I'm alone, I'm going to die sooner than my ideal image of adult life friends -__-

I had another story idea, today, what was it? Ah, yes. A thinks he is in love with B, B tells him to do *insanely stupid, possibly fatal thing* and of course there is C in there somewhere, who beats the living shit out of B when he realizes what B has done, then goes to find A, who is suffering mightily and become much more cynical. I could make it long or short, but that is to be decided another day. I have more than enough to do atm. I also still want to do something with forced/arranged marriage, but I've yet to do it in a way that is unique enough for my tastes.

Can we tell my job bores the living fuck out of me? I do it without thinking at all, I swear *sigh*

Alright, enough dawdling. Must get back to work.

Comments

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

So, like, what kind of Greg are we talking? A snippet? A drabble? 'Cause a full-blown chapter would take me... long. Long time. Longer time. D:

DUDE, YOU DON'T NEED REAL SMEX WHEN YOU HAVE A FRIENDLIST FULL OF BOYPORN. It's not like you need anyone else but your own hand for orgasmic stress-reducing endorphins anyway. Oh, I'm sorry, was that crass? NOW WHERE DID I PUT MY DILDO. HIS NAME'S HERBERT. HERBEEEERT, HAS ANYONE SEEN HERBERT? HE'S EIGHT INCHES TALL AND HE HAS THE SWEETEST LITTLE FACE AND HE DOESN'T GET OUT MUCH. MOSTLY IN. HEEEEERBEEEERT DAAAARLING.

Why is A such a dick? D:< I am already inclined to hate this fictional person, especially if A knows B is in love with him and exploits it. I CAN FEEL MY BLOOD PRESSURE SKYROCKETING AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN REAL, MEGGIE, ARGH. I need to go reread some wereyorkies to calm myself.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

How long a wereyorkie story are we talking?

Heh. Crass if FTW. I get so sad at work, when people say shit and I can't snigger and misinterpret it. The prayers crack had me howling, and I could not explain it to the people giving me odd looks.

I think you have A & B mixed up. B should be the asshole, unless I wrote it wrong, which would be like me.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

*pouts* Well... as long and hard as I can get it, baby!

I know, right? I keep trying to convince everyone I'm not really twelve-years-old, and then someone comes to the counter and they're like, "Where are your books on diarrhea?" and it's... so damn hard not to say, "Diarrhea? That runs from 616 to 617."

You're right, I do. I must have been thinking "A is for Asshole." WELL ANYWAY, WHOEVER THE DICK IS? I R HATE HIM.

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

♪Herbert, you're such a pervert, and now it's Herbert, the pervert, and me!♫

Thank you, for that trip down childhood dirty-ditty memory lane. ^_^

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

What the hell kind of childhood did you have?

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Not as an exciting one as you, we know. You don't know that song?!

Okay, it is the "Colonel Bogey March" from the Bridge over the River Kwai:

Mama, you know the boy next door?
Mama, he threw me on the floor.
Mama, my stomach's getting bigger, and bigger each day!

Herbert, look what you've done to me!
Herbert, you'll have to marry me.
Herbert, you're such a pervert,
And now it's Herbert the pervert and me!!

We won't get into the horrible message of the song or anything like that. In fact, best to let this one die. None of you youngsters go bringing it back, now!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Oh my good lord. What a ditty.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

What. the. fuck.

[bitchypixii.livejournal.com]

I remember this! Of course, it's hard to forget when your twelve-year-old brother is humming it in the car while you're trying to drive him to school. (Which means I can pretty much assure you that it's not dead yet, much to my chagrin.)

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Oh, good, I'm not the only one who remembers. I'm remembering this from... I'm thinking circa 1980-1983. About the same time as "Cici my best friend/enemy."

I assume your brother was twelve more recently. Ah, well.

[bitchypixii.livejournal.com]

If by 'more recently' you mean 'his twelfth birthday is actually the first week in April but he insists on being referred to by that age anyway,' then yes, that would be absolutely accurate! I almost crashed the car this morning laughing at him.

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

I... have no words. Although I kind of want to find a copy of this song so I can know the melody.

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

It is to the tune of the whistling from the movie, you'll know it when you hear it. Just put Colonel Bogey March into youtube, there's a bunch of examples.

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Sit on a heating pad? I spend half the winter on one.^^

Here's to you eventually being able to write every awesome story idea that enters your ever-loving head. ^___^

[maderr.livejournal.com]

It's more a matter of bafflement. This house likes to stay cold, no matter what you do to it. I thik Jack Frost hides out here, or something.

^___^ Thank you, mechante <3

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

He's way too busy boinking Santa's son, Meg.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Ah, good point. Something else, then.

[cjandre.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted to say, get a dog to provide the affection - but then I see that you were including smex in that, and I think... Unless it is a wereyorkie, the whole dog thing might be misinterpreted.

Although you can train them to fetch the dildo for you...

;->

Just don't play tug of war with it! LOL

[maderr.livejournal.com]

My cat is the only pet I want, anyway. My life, I don't have the time to devote to a dog in return. Plus, Nickel would kill the poor dog in about .005 seconds.

*laugh* There's a trick to show off AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[jawsgoose.livejournal.com]

FYI, the fish tank is scheduled to be worked on tomorrow evening - hopefully the silence will be restored. (And I'm coming to help with the endeavor so it WILL get done... grin.)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Oh, man, what operation are you guys launching that it requires two? That will be fun to watch.

[jawsgoose.livejournal.com]

Ah, not that big a deal.. lots of water taken out and even more put back in. Filter change and fishie meds administered. I'm in on it for encouragement and job completion... besides I figure it gets me a return favor. (evil grin) I thought you'd feel better knowing the noise had an end date. ;-)

[bitchypixii.livejournal.com]

Cobra Starship! I get to go see them for my birthday.

Also that MSNBC article is full of shit. For all the love and affection you get from a long-term partner, there is probably enough stress from fighting and forgetting anniversaries and suchlike to cancel out all those benefits. The only real benefit would be 'orgasms whenever!', as I see it, and as has been said above, that ain't always necessarily a double act.

(And the 'A thinks he's in love with B, but B turns out to be an UTTER ASS, and C is there to help A with this realization!' plot is totally my favorite ever. Just sayin'.)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

ARGH JEALOUS. You will have to tell me how totally awesome they are, so I can hate you more.

Heh. I love my flist.

Then I shall have to make certain I write it ^___^ Not one I've done before, I think, it should be fun.

[seaknight.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm sure I'm going to sound like an idiot, but I must ask this question: What exactly is your work?

(If I've asked this before, or you already said before, I'm very sorry. My mind has butterfingers. Don't answer if you don't want to.)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

oh, psh. I never remember to whom I tell what. I'm an office bitch. I do the scanning of various and sundry documents for a law firm. This job entails pulling out staples and crap, then logging all the documents, then scanning them, then checking that they scan, route, and are archived properly. It's very mind numbing 90% of the time.

You might enoy this dweeb . . .

[(Anonymous)]

Got lost on the internet, as happens to all good people sometimes, and found a pretty awesome video I thought you'd like :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmi_7udjaSE&feature=related

Did you ever read Demon Seed by Koontz? I think that might be my favorite story of his, outside of the snow books. I loved the perspective of the book.

-F.

[ynm.livejournal.com]

*pops in*

About your story idea, at a glance I thought "Harry Potter", lolz. In particular the whole Sirius pranking Snape to look for Remus and I think you can probably tell who's who by now.

Uhm yeah that's about all I have to say, heh.

*pops back out*