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[maderr]

Dear Prince Marcum,

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FALL FOR THE FUCKING PRINCESS NOT THE GODDAMN GOBLIN COULD WE PLEASE TO STICK TO MY BLOODY NOTES AND NOT FUCK UP MY DAMNED STORY ARGH WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW YOU GODDAMN PAIN IN THE ASS.

Hate you so much,
the author

P.S. ARGH


*EDIT* To clarify, the story in question is Huntsman.

Comments

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

*perks up*

Gooooooblin, you say?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Yes, and if he does not stop causing trouble, I'm banning every last one of you until I get what I want *sulks*

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Meggiepoodarlingfacebabykins, you should know better than to tangle with goblins! We are an entirely trouble-making lot!

Personally, I am gonna get behind any goblin story on principle, so I am afraid you won't find much sympathy in this corner. ;D

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Believe me, if I wanted sympathy, I don't even put your corner on the list. There lies nothing but trouble, and I know it.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, for some reason that made me think, "Nobody puts goblin in the corner!"

Hopefully your story is cooperating now? Although I shamefully hope the goblin takes over. ;)

[pleasance.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, for some reason that made me think, "Nobody puts goblin in the corner!"

You have just made me snort warm milk. Congrats!

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

That was pretty much my reaction too. XD

(And the other part of my reaction was "oh man, aggybird is going to be SO happy to hear that")

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

*gasp* You're trying to write het?!!?
The prince neeeeeeeds to fall for the goblin.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

No, no, the prince/princess thing is a side bit to the main story, which is slash.

[lisiche.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we could be convinced not to mind overly much should a goblin replace a princess's role as a love interest. 9.9 I'm sure the princess is a lovely person, but a goblin's a goblin.

Of course, there's always goblin princesses.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

This would all be well and good, except it ruins the story.

[lisiche.livejournal.com]

Alas, then I suppose we'll have to suffer. ;) Well, not like it's much suffering on our parts. You write awesome female characters, for one thing, which not nearly enough writers can do.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::DIES OF LAUGHTER::

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Someone is so getting the basement treatment for a month straight.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::innocent:: Who, Prince Marcum? (I knew I should've checked the spelling before I hit post.)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

You. HOMG I am so beating you when you get here. This impertinence will not do, not at all.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::laugh:: I'm totally going to spend the rest of my days in the basement, I think. ^___^ But it's so worth it. Note to self: Buy dungeon decor next time you go shopping.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey, what about prince/princess/goblin? ::grin::

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Keep that up, and you get nothing when I finish transcribing, fiend.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::muzzles self::

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*doubts that will last long*

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

*is giving you sparkly-googly-eyes*

[chilayse.livejournal.com]

...These are your characters.

You expect them to do what you want? I thought you'd figure by now that they'll do whatever THEY want.

[evilgeniuskoji.livejournal.com]

Lulz, they love doing that.

I LIKE GOBLINS 8D

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Hee! Sounds like you need a new character, so the goblin and the girl each get a guy. ^_^ Though, the new guy would probably also ditch the poor princess to make a threesome.

Good luck!

[spy-c.livejournal.com]

lolz.

Yeah, it would be a bit problematic if Snow White's prince didn't fall in love with her.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ree/]

:3 PRINCE/PRINCESS/GOBLIN LOVE TRIANGLE?

[alice_montrose]

I probably should not find this hilarious, except that... well, I DO! It's too friggin' funny for words! Bwhahahahahaha!

(Methinks you've been stalked by goblins too often. One in particular comes to mind...)

[parseltongue.livejournal.com]

Um, perhaps the prince could have a brother? Or even a cousin? Then the princess would have a prince to fall in love with, even though maybe it's not the original prince.

2 Cents

[shiruartist.livejournal.com]

THREESOME!=Solution!

After reading through the comments...

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

I am so so so soooooo happy that there're as many comments as there are voting for threesome. ^______________^

[it-mightbe-love.livejournal.com]

D< I am waiting for my paycheque so I can subscribe and get the pretty shiny new chapters. (I spent all my play moeny from my last cheque buying your books online).

>=>

Also...goblin/prince fills ussss with happiness...

precioussssss