Although, maybe worse was the time somebody came into the library and returned a bag of items that were teeming with roaches. They crawled over the counters and up the walls and behind the terminals. I couldn't, like, speak I was hyperventilating so hard. MY BOSS THOUGHT I WAS LEGIT HAVING A HEARTATTACK WHEN I RAN TO TELL HER WE HAD BEEN INVADED. Seriously. terrible. day. at. work.
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Date: 2009-04-26 01:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-26 01:58 am (UTC)............that definitely requires vodka
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-26 02:01 am (UTC)*groan* I get the feeling that's the name of a popular russian porn
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-26 02:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-26 02:33 am (UTC)YOU ARE EVIL AND I AM TOTALLY DIVORCING YOU
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-26 02:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-26 02:35 am (UTC)AGH HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAH
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:36 am (UTC)*SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL*
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:39 am (UTC)THIS SHOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
THE MOTHMOBILE. DRIVEN BY THE GAYEST KILLER MOTH EVARRRR.
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:42 am (UTC)WHEN I VISIT YOU IN FLORIDA, ONLY HORATIO KANE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR BODY AND MAKE SUITABLE ONE LINER ABOUT IT
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-26 02:46 am (UTC)It is totally not fair you know all my weaknesses, and you have none. *merciless pouting and stamping of mary janes*
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:50 am (UTC)I also have positive weaknesses. That make me, like, do. Goblins are one. Monsters are another. Wereyorkies are another another.
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:51 am (UTC)Oh, god. Do you have those evil things in Florida? I haven't seen a banana spider since Okinawa. Hate those fuckers.
So a goblin shacking up with a wereyorkie is doom?
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-26 02:58 am (UTC)I will hold that premise for when I want something from you *evil cackling*
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-26 03:01 am (UTC)THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR THE MOTHS. AND THE CLOWN PORN I HAVE DELETED FROM MEMORY TO PRESERVE WHAT IS LEFT OF MY SANITY.
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Date: 2009-04-26 03:03 am (UTC)AND YET. AND YET IT'S A LOVE STORY.
(this icon's for you. <3)
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Date: 2009-04-26 03:11 am (UTC)YOU AND AVALON ONLY SPELLS EVIL
THAT ICON MAKES ME TWITCH EVERY TIME. WHY DO YOU HURT ME SO, BB?
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:51 am (UTC)MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALL AROUND MY HOUSE. WALKING OUTSIDE ONCE. INTO A WEB. AT NIGHT. RIGHT. ON. MY FACE.
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:54 am (UTC)on. my. face.
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:59 am (UTC)*shudder*
Yeah, I totally do not miss those fuckers.
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Date: 2009-04-26 03:02 am (UTC)Although, maybe worse was the time somebody came into the library and returned a bag of items that were teeming with roaches. They crawled over the counters and up the walls and behind the terminals. I couldn't, like, speak I was hyperventilating so hard. MY BOSS THOUGHT I WAS LEGIT HAVING A HEARTATTACK WHEN I RAN TO TELL HER WE HAD BEEN INVADED. Seriously. terrible. day. at. work.
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Date: 2009-04-26 03:12 am (UTC)I WOULD HAVE MADE THE MOTHERFUCKER EAT THEM ALL. NOTHING IS MORE VILE AND HEINOUS THAN ROACHES. URGH. AND ALSO SPAZ.
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Date: 2009-04-26 10:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-26 02:34 am (UTC)DEATH TO ALL GOBLINS, ESPECIALLY THE SMART ASS MOTHER FUCKERS WHO ARE NOT HALF SO FUNNY AS THEY THINK
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:35 am (UTC)OH NOOOOOOESSSSS