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Was waiting for lunch to heat up and caught a commercial. And was already thinking about wrong slash anyway.



Breakfast


"I'm definitely going with coffee. Wakes you up, you can make it as strong or weak, sweet or bitter, dark or light as you want. And it tastes good with everything. Milk is a close second, but orange juice? No, no." Nodding firmly, brown hair flopping in his eyes, Pop lifted his mug and took a sip of his own coffee - a little cream, lots of sugar.

Beside him Crackle yawned and blinked his blue eyes. "Milk is only good for cereal and oatmeal. Orange juice is best - not sweet, not sour. Cold and sharp, wakes you up without addicting you to caffeine."

"Don't even start with me," Pop gulped down a large swallow of coffee in defiance. "And anyway, I'd rather have something hot to drink. Cold is too jarring." He had the same blue eyes as his brother, and they stood out against his bright red tank top.

"Whatever." Crackle stood and stretched his arms over his head, faded blue t-shirt lifting to bare his smooth, flat stomach above the top of his red boxers. He yawned again, and wandered over to the fridge. "Addict."

"Brat. Just admit I'm right. Coffee is the best drink to have with breakfast. I mean, when was the last time you could eat a bowl of cereal with your juice? OJ and milk taste nasty together."

"Oh, I don't know about that," a sly voice interrupted before Crackle could reply. Both brothers looked up as their Snap appeared in the doorway beside the fridge, his frizzy hair particularly orange against his bright yellow t-shirt. He wore soft, blue pajama pants - the same soft blue as Pop's boxers. "I'd say there's a lot to be said for all three."

Pop snorted as he finished his coffee and rose to refill his mug, "Whatever. You drink milk like it's a religion." As he passed by the two standing by the fridge, Snap snaked out an arm and pulled him close. Burying a hand in Pop's thick hair to hold him still, he kissed his brother lazily, exploring every bit of his mouth for the taste of the coffee that Pop was so fond of.

Releasing him with a grin, he reached out his other arm and dragged Crackle close, kissing his youngest brother in turn. This kiss was just as slow and lazy, mixing the taste of coffee from Pop with the tart taste of orange juice in Crackle's mouth.

Pulling back, Snap licked his lips and opened the fridge. "Yeah, I think I like all three. Now stop bickering and let's eat. We're going to be late for work. What do you want for breakfast?"

"Cereal" Pop and Crackle said together. Snap rolled his eyes.

Date: 2004-08-18 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
God dammit megan. I"m on the switchboard. I should NOT be laughing this hard. YOU ARE AWFUL. <3 I think I pulled a muscle trying not to laugh....

You are my hero. And I'm never allowed to waych TV again. Because I'm going to laugh up my spleen the next time I see those three.

Date: 2004-08-18 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

*tee hee* I live for the laughter.

Robbie says he'd like four soft tacos, if you please. And his new phone is pretty snazzy. JD should be home in a bit.

And yeah, no more tv for me.

Date: 2004-08-18 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
I'm choaking up here. I can't just laugh until I cry. But god I want to XD XD XD XD

NEW PHONE?!?!?! WTF MATE!!!

Oh no I think you need lots more TV.. This could be the start of a series you know....

Date: 2004-08-18 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
Awww why not? I mean that Lucky is pretty dapper...

And Toucan Sam has those 3 nephews....

Date: 2004-08-18 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miikarin.livejournal.com
Oh gosh! I can't stop laughing.... *ROFLMAO*... *trails into giggles*

...

Okay... my sister is looking at me weird... wonder why.

Date: 2004-08-18 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

If my sister sees this, I'm going to be getting plenty of odd looks as well. Glad it amused, thanks!

Date: 2004-08-18 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadis31.livejournal.com
You are the sickest, funniest and coolest person EVER.

Hehehehe... I will be amused for days. Thanks.

Love and Toast,
Jo

Date: 2004-08-18 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

I live to amuse. Thankee muchly!

Date: 2004-08-18 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hippiechiq.livejournal.com
AAAAAHAAHAHahaaaa! Oh, so beautifully wrong...

Date: 2004-08-18 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

High praise indeed, from the Mistress of Wrong herself. Thankee!

Date: 2004-08-18 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
HEEHEEHEE. XD XD XD

(This is me, being semi-incoherent and sleepy, and VERY VERY AMUSED. I love you so muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!)

Date: 2004-08-18 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Hee, love you too. Always glad to amuse an incoherent ki-chan (and a coherent one, should that ever happen XP)

Date: 2004-08-19 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
XD;;; Coherency escapes me these days. I'm either too sleepy, too exhausted, or too brain-dead. :P I guess you have to select which you prefer among those. (Least evil?)

Date: 2004-08-19 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Coherency is overrated anyway.

Date: 2004-08-19 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
Hehehe. XD That's good. ;>

Date: 2004-08-18 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twilight-angel.livejournal.com
Oh, ye gods. First, you corrupt Tom and Jerry for me, and now Rice Krispies. Please continue the corruption! This was absolutely fabulous, and you know we all love you for it!

Oh, my gods! There's a Rice Krispies commercial on right now! *can't stop laughing* Yes, thank you!

Date: 2004-08-18 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Gods only know what I'll think up next. One of these days the wrong person is goign to read these and some corporate fiend is going to sue me.

Welcome! *laughs* I can't even go in the kitchen, b/c the cereal box is right there on the counter.

Date: 2004-08-19 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twilight-angel.livejournal.com
Gods only know what I'll think up next. *evil grin* Now, if I were to say Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...?

Date: 2004-08-19 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twilight-angel.livejournal.com
*grins*

*evilly*

Date: 2004-08-18 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childofinsanity.livejournal.com
You wrote breakfast cereal slash! You are BRILLIANT!

::dies laughing::

Date: 2004-08-18 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

I definitely think I like "Brilliant" more than "Unhealthy." ^_^ Thanks!

Date: 2004-08-18 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mailechan.livejournal.com
Wow...you just gave me a craving for Rice Crispies.

Date: 2004-08-18 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

I can't look at the box now without feeling horribly ashamed.

Date: 2004-08-18 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indigoraven.livejournal.com
Sometimes I wonder what portion of your brain twisted and warped to the point where an innocent cereal becomes something like this....

Whatever it was, grab some more. I'm damn amused. ;->

Date: 2004-08-18 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indigoraven.livejournal.com
Sometimes I wonder what portion of your brain twisted and warped to the point where an innocent cereal becomes something like this....

Whatever did it, grab some more. I'm damn amused. ;->

Date: 2004-08-18 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

I often wonder what part of brain is responsible for this. The minute I figure it out, I'm scrubbing it clean with bleach and steel wool XP

Amused is good. Thanks, McLeod.

Date: 2004-08-18 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nepenth.livejournal.com
O__o

you do realize you are really Really making it hard for me to ever watch tv again, right? right?

::snoggles:: very funny! granted i don't think i'll ever be to explain why i'll snicker every time i see the cereal now.

Date: 2004-08-18 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

I think maybe my television privileges need to be revoked. Clearly I'm not mature enough to handle even commercials.

I can't even look at the box without fleeing the kitchen in mortification. Glad it amused ^_^

Date: 2004-08-19 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nepenth.livejournal.com
I can't even look at the box without fleeing the kitchen in mortification

>.< that is exactly how i feel. imagine my reaction when in work today someone was EATING them. i can't seem to explain to them why i looked mortified and terribly ammused and kept on chuckling. ::snoggles::

Date: 2004-08-19 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Doh! Yeah, that would be rather awkward to explain...I think if Kellogg ever reads it my ass is going to get sued big time, lol.

Date: 2004-08-19 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goofyrobo.livejournal.com
oh jesus christ on a butter roll.

Date: 2004-08-19 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Lmao. You really should have known better than to look. Are you that bored?

Date: 2004-08-19 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goofyrobo.livejournal.com
oh, and I forgot to add.....

And then they had sex.

Date: 2004-08-19 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Nah, that was the night before.

Date: 2004-08-19 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goofyrobo.livejournal.com
btw, shouldn't you be working?

Date: 2004-08-19 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

No. I had stuff to do for Ikon, which meant missing work at the watch place. didn't seem woth it to miss two days and then work two more. I am done there.

Date: 2004-08-19 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goofyrobo.livejournal.com
meh, money is money to me. Everyone has their own priorities I guess.

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