I like how everyone around here feels the need to point out that tonight is going to suck, b/c it's a Friday and dead and I'm here to eight while they're all out doing other things.
I'm sorry but I'm in the Evil Twin's Protection Program. If you hurt me you bring the wrath of hundreds of Evil Twins down on you. DOOM!! Doom doom doom doom doom doom!
Dude did you hear how much the premiums went up when the last movie came out on DVD? It was almost as bad as the hit Robot Insurance took when I, Robot came out!
Well yeah but the medications they steal from the old people is just driving the cost of medicare through the roof. You'd think they could find some way to control the little spark plugs.
The problem is most overlords overlook the step in the manual which reads, "Please Insert Liquor." If you remember that, it keeps them running smoothly. One just has to not top them off. I still recall the night the Frat Bots went on a rampage, stealing the undercarriage off everything they could find.
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Date: 2004-09-03 01:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-03 01:39 pm (UTC)DEATH TO THE EVIL TWIN
And it's Soda. Not Pop.
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Date: 2004-09-03 01:42 pm (UTC)Cola?
Drink?
Fizz?
Yummy?
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Date: 2004-09-03 01:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-03 01:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-03 02:33 pm (UTC)So your clone army may find itself having a Holy Grail moment.
"But look at the bones!"
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Date: 2004-09-03 02:37 pm (UTC)Has your little bunny caused a major nuclear disaster lately? Hmmmm??
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Date: 2004-09-03 02:40 pm (UTC)No sense letting all that yummy goodness go to waste.
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Date: 2004-09-03 02:45 pm (UTC)Now I've got to start my evil plan all over again!!! SO not fair!!
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Date: 2004-09-03 02:48 pm (UTC)They really stick it you with the inflated Ash insurance.
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Date: 2004-09-03 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-03 02:58 pm (UTC)I really do think robots get a bad rap.
It's not their fault if they're programmed to kill.
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Date: 2004-09-03 03:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-03 03:07 pm (UTC)The problem is most overlords overlook the step in the manual which reads, "Please Insert Liquor."
If you remember that, it keeps them running smoothly.
One just has to not top them off.
I still recall the night the Frat Bots went on a rampage, stealing the undercarriage off everything they could find.
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Date: 2004-09-03 03:12 pm (UTC)That Frat Bot rampage is a legend around here... people still shudder when somebody mentions oil filters...
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Date: 2004-09-03 01:48 pm (UTC)*choke*
Okay, that was damn funny.
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Date: 2004-09-03 02:11 pm (UTC)However, it's union so it's kind of like being in a program.
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Date: 2004-09-03 01:45 pm (UTC)Of course, a brainwashed Sarah clone to call my own isn't such a bad idea...
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Date: 2004-09-03 01:48 pm (UTC).....
I'm not touching that one with a 20 foot pole..
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Date: 2004-09-03 02:35 pm (UTC)Everyone else pre-ordered theirs month's ago.
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Date: 2004-09-03 01:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-03 01:52 pm (UTC)and the fact that somebody took the time to do that amuses me muchly..