There's a game I like to play every once in a while at FP. It's called "Imagine what reality is like". In that type of situation, there's generally lots more screaming. Mostly of the "why the fuck are your hands so cold?!", "Stop touching that you goddamned popsicle!" and "Fuck no, I'm not taking off my clothes in order to get warm!" vareity.
Then again, I might be a bit critical when it comes to that sort of thing seeing as how I'm always cold, and winter is not always as condusive to romance as one might think...^_^;;
*plays with M's melted brainy goo because that sounded like fun* ^___^
"Stop touching that you goddamned popsicle!" and "Fuck no, I'm not taking off my clothes in order to get warm!"
*falls off chair laughing*
Then again, I might be a bit critical when it comes to that sort of thing seeing as how I'm always cold*plays with M's melted brainy goo because that sounded like fun*
Hahahahaha. But fics like that are the BEST PART OF FICTIONPRESS. My favorites are the teenybopper psuedo-goth ones. The ones that have some sort of vampire/demon/angel crossbreed mucking around are the best. And if you find one, you can go favorites hopping for hours and just LAUGH and LAUGH until your face hurts and your brother is throwing socks at you wanting to know what's so funny and demanding I get off the damn computer this instant.
The trick is to not read more than a few paragraphs of each story, because after that it stops being funny and starts being sad.
*reads over note* Wow, I always figured I had too much time on my hands, but this is just pathetic. And I wondered why I never get any art done...
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Date: 2004-09-17 06:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-17 09:34 pm (UTC)It hurts us, precious...
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Date: 2004-09-17 08:40 pm (UTC)Then again, I might be a bit critical when it comes to that sort of thing seeing as how I'm always cold, and winter is not always as condusive to romance as one might think...^_^;;
*plays with M's melted brainy goo because that sounded like fun* ^___^
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Date: 2004-09-17 09:32 pm (UTC)"Stop touching that you goddamned popsicle!" and "Fuck no, I'm not taking off my clothes in order to get warm!"
*falls off chair laughing*
Then again, I might be a bit critical when it comes to that sort of thing seeing as how I'm always cold*plays with M's melted brainy goo because that sounded like fun*
*laughs and feels very weird*
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Date: 2004-09-17 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-18 08:12 am (UTC)My favorites are the teenybopper psuedo-goth ones. The ones that have some sort of vampire/demon/angel crossbreed mucking around are the best. And if you find one, you can go favorites hopping for hours and just LAUGH and LAUGH until your face hurts and your brother is throwing socks at you wanting to know what's so funny and demanding I get off the damn computer this instant.
The trick is to not read more than a few paragraphs of each story, because after that it stops being funny and starts being sad.
*reads over note* Wow, I always figured I had too much time on my hands, but this is just pathetic. And I wondered why I never get any art done...
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Date: 2004-09-18 12:04 pm (UTC)I think that infected me...
Must.. write.. bad fics. o_O
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Date: 2004-09-18 06:48 pm (UTC)