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Dear women on the street,

Please where the appropriate sizes of clothing.


Dear men on the street,

Stop grabbing your nuts.


Blinded,
Megan

Date: 2004-09-27 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
O_________o;;; Ow. Your eyes must be hurting.

Um, thing. Sort of finished the fic, and I even came up with a title. o_o;;; Need to beta it first though. -_-;;;

Gah, going to bed now. x_X

Date: 2004-09-27 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
Check your email please? x_x;;;

Date: 2004-09-27 08:09 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thornsilver
Is it a wonder than that I feel a lot of problems will be solved with violence. Or Apocalypse. :P

Date: 2004-09-27 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Sounds like a positive solution to me.

Date: 2004-09-27 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mashoogina.livejournal.com
lol

Can we please add to that, "Stop leaning out of your car and screaming things like, 'Hold her tight, I had her last night!' at the top of your lungs at cute, innocent women like myself?"

Date: 2004-09-27 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

No, they just get shot.

Date: 2004-09-27 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mailechan.livejournal.com
You know, I've always wondered why people would WANT to wear some of the stuff that they do. It can't be for comfort. Maybe it's for shock factor?

And as for the second...maybe some guys have to make sure they still have them?

(I will now be a hypocrite and admit I like baggy clothes. And on a side note, I made my brain hurt trying not to picture either sight.)

Date: 2004-09-27 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Baggy I don't mind...it's the size 18 people trying to fit into a size 8. I admit I like tighter clothing, but I know my limit.

The way this one guy was going at it, either he was thinking *really* happy thoughts or else he couldn't find them.

(Heh, sorry)

Date: 2004-09-27 09:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mailechan.livejournal.com
Oh god. I just remembered this one guy on the Metro. He was talking to a friend of his and scratching and scratching. Finally, the friend mentioned it, and he said he'd gotten poison ivy. I REALLY don't want to know how he managed to get it there.

Date: 2004-09-27 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Neither do I.

Date: 2004-09-27 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
I don't understand how girls can walk around wearing jeans that have tiny fat rolls that appear over them when they walk...

I hate that, and it's the reason I wear long long shirts, and at the waist blue jeans.

And guys? Sometimes, I just have to remember that they possess the same genetic information (98% the same) as my brother. Meet my brother, and know the stupidity and inherent uncouthness that is the male gender.

Date: 2004-09-27 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

I once heard a mumbled explanation about "adjusting." But I just stick with the snarky theory that they're making sure everything is still there.

Date: 2004-09-27 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
Yeah, uhhuh. Adjusting. If somethings binding... wear different underoos! :-p

Date: 2004-09-27 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
So I'm a demanding bitch... so what? :-p

Date: 2004-09-27 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Gotta be in this modern world of ours.

Date: 2004-09-27 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
True. But at any rate... *hates girls try to squeeze themselves into those jeans... and hence look trashy*

I may live in Texas, but we are not *all* white trash.

Date: 2004-09-27 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Dude, there's enough white trash here to fill a GAP.

Date: 2004-09-27 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
A GAP? What's that? :-p

Date: 2004-09-27 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mashoogina.livejournal.com
I remember in Egypt, the guys used to stand and grab their nuts all the time and just blatantly scratch them. Like grab and scratch all day long. Yick.

I'm not too fond of the wearing little to nothing look either... what's worse is when it's combined with the tight clothes. I mean, since when did looking like a hooker become the new fashion trend?

PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!!!

Date: 2004-09-27 10:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Amen, Queen. Amen.

Date: 2004-09-27 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selurnis.livejournal.com
I used to work with a manager everyone calls "Scratchy."

Care to guess why?

And, yeah... I hate it when people don't know what's good sharing and what's not. We know you've got flesh -I do, too -but for the love of God, please keep it to yourself!!

Date: 2004-09-27 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com


Scratchy? *shudders*

If only, if only.

Date: 2004-09-27 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsu-chan55.livejournal.com
Oh dear. I suppose they weren't exactly eye candy either, were they? That would have helped a little...

Date: 2004-09-28 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com
Dear women on the street,

Please where the appropriate sizes of clothing.


That is one issue that I do NOT miss being in this country. In fact, the only time I see people wearing inappropriately sized clothing... is when I'm at a gaijin function. Go figure... :-P Of course, it's hard to buy clothing that's too tight for a toothpick.

Date: 2004-09-30 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goofyrobo.livejournal.com
I agree. Men do that alot. They should stop.

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