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Am reading The Outstreteched Shadow by Mercedes Lackey and James Mallory. You will get a full report when I'm finished, but this one thing is annoying the fuck out of me.

I hate the "poor humans with their short, short lives" especialy when it's an elf saying it.

Obviously someone will have to write a story where the humans are not the weak, stupid, gullible, short-lived Morons that All Good Fantasy Novels insist they are.

Date: 2004-10-21 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardance.livejournal.com
I think I know someone who could possibly have the skill and raw talent to take that on ...... *whistles innocently*

Date: 2004-10-21 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

*snerk* Are you volunteering???

Date: 2004-10-21 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardance.livejournal.com
*snerks* Not me. You ever read anything I write? XD

I think you should do it. *nods*

Date: 2004-10-21 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
Obviously someone will have to write a story where the humans are not the weak, stupid, gullible, short-lived Morons that All Good Fantasy Novels insist they are.

Obviously. Wonder who that someone could be...? [wonders off to contemplate]

Date: 2004-10-21 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
Certainly not I...

(said the sheep with curly horns).

Date: 2004-10-21 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mashoogina.livejournal.com
melves

it's all about melves and intimate melving

Date: 2004-10-21 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com


Wise words indeed, Queen.

Date: 2004-10-21 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mashoogina.livejournal.com
Professor Asshat, the non-communicating professor of doom, is a melf.

It's a subspecies of elf.

He participates in intimate-selving every time he e-mails me on the weekends.

Date: 2004-10-21 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skylark97.livejournal.com
You know, I wanna read a story where the elves have shorter lives than the humans. They grow faster, mature faster, die faster...wait, I think I'm channeling something I saw on Voyager...never mind.

And freaky. I just picked that book up out of the library on Tuesday to read. O_O Read the first chapter yesterday but haven't had time to get farther.

Date: 2004-10-21 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

I might be combining this little tirade with an elf story I was already planning. And oh just wait until you see my elves. The main guy is named "Angst" and he is Elf Antithesis *cackles*

Bwahahaha - you are becoming one with the Hive Mind.

Date: 2004-10-22 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yukihyou.livejournal.com
dude... i so want to read this *snicker*

the entire elf thing is actually why i hate elves... or not hate but more passively dislike... i had this short piece written which completely dissed legolas (and basically everything he stood for *sheepish* really should go look for it... *wanders off*)

Date: 2004-10-22 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Sounds good to me, you should find. I also have a legolas mockery. Nver done paraody and what not, and probably won't succeed here - but I shall try!

Hmm...bad time to be thinking about this. Am trying to work on Nanowrimo story.

Date: 2004-10-23 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
You're writing it already? *bounces*

Date: 2004-10-21 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minni.livejournal.com
When you stop and think about it, it's the humans who have it good. I mean, humans don't have to put up with a thousand years' worth or remorse, misery, regrets, past mistakes, being haunted by the skeletons in the closet, etc. etc. There is something comforting about finding peace and oblivion. Besides that, it doesn't matter how long you live, but rather how you live. One could make the argument that humans live a more fulfilling life than do elves, so therefore their fulfillment makes up for being so short-lived. I think I might have seen this idea somewhere, but I can't remember where.

Date: 2004-10-21 09:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] white_aster
And greedy, easily taken in by the Ebil, etc. :sigh: Yeah, one day I need to write a story that has the elves being foul-mouthed, cigar-smoking, hard-drinking physical powerhouses and the humans being the smart mystically folks...just to shake things up a bit....

Date: 2004-10-23 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
...Have you read the graphic novel series Poison Elves yet? >D

Date: 2004-10-23 08:54 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] white_aster
No, though it's on my list of "pick it up if I find it cheap" I've heard that it's really good.

Date: 2004-10-23 09:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
It is. >D I think you'll like it.

Date: 2004-10-21 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 487.livejournal.com
dude thats the main reason i avoid fantasy stuff, most of them criticize human beings so much, its irritating. like yeah i hate everyone so im gonna create a pretend land with pretend people and then criticize the "weaknesses" of real people who actually live and breathe.

blahhh... sorry, im ranting LOL

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