Because it terrifies and amuses me

[maderr]

The "What's Your Kink?" complete list of kinks from Y-con '04



Age regression
Alien/Demon sex
Armor sex (a la Full Metal Alchemist)
Athletic sex (in gear, in a locker room)
Autoerotic-asphyxiation
Bestiality
Bible sex
Biting/Marking as a mate/while mating
Blindfolds
Bloodplay (blade and blood aspect)
Body modifications
Body sucking (finger, nipple, etc)
Body type
Bondage (bondage tape, rope, etc)
Boob sex
Boys in high heels
Branding
Bungee sex
Cannibalism
Castration, Circumcision, and Mutilation (of genitals or body)
Catholic sex (altar boys, priests)
Childhood programming sex (i.e., Carebear slash)
Claws
Clone sex
Clothed sex
Cockrings
Coffin masturbation
Coffin sex
Corn
Corsets
Costume masks
Crucifixion
Desperate sex
Docking (exactly what it sounds like)
Doctor exam/sex
Doll sex (inflatable included)
Doorknob sex
Dress up in any form
Ears/Horns
Electric play
Elevator sex
Enemas
Enemy/Hate sex
Exam table sex
Exhibitionism
Fairies
False limbs/prosthetics
Fangs
Felching
Fisting (tickling from the inside)
Flame play (candles)
Foods (refer to Foods Corrupted by Yaoi list)
Foot fetish (including socks and toe sucking)
Forced feminization (penny coat punishment=feminine clothing
underneath regular)
Freefall
Frontage
Fucking Bowels
Fucking machines/androids
Furniture play (making people be furniture; having sex on furniture)
Furries (half-bestiality, lycanthropy)
Gags/oral fixation
Glasses
Golden showers
Groping
Gundam Sex
Hair (long & short, color)
Hand jobs/Blow jobs
Hermaphrodites
High school Sex
Historical figure
Ice play
Incest (brothers/fathers-sons)
Inner-species sex
Jungle Sex
Kidnapping
Latex
Leather
Male Pregnancy
Massage
Masturbation
Mile High Club
Motorcycle sex
Multiple partners
Naked sushi
Necrophilia
Non-consensual (rape, blackmail, etc)
Object sex (wands, tennis racket, etc)
Office wear
Olfactory eroticism (sniffing)
Pedophilia
Plant sex (with vines)
Playground sex
Polyjuice sex (Harry Potter)
Pony boys
Pop Rocks
Prison sex (chains, bars)
Prostitutes
Public humiliation
Public sex
Puppies
Role-play
Sadomasochism
Scat
Sensory deprivation
Shaving
Shouta
Slavery (harems)
Sleazy sex (sex in an alleyway, bar, bathroom)
Sloppy seconds (not the first person in the hole)
Snow sex
Snowballing
Spanking (canning, paddling, flogging)
Speculums and stirrups
Steam room/Sauna
Strap-ons
Stubble
Student-Teachers
Summoning Sex (able to create/summon anyone to have sex with)
Sumo sex
Swing/Hammock sex
Tails
Telepathy and mind control
Tentacle Porn
Tickling
Toys
Train sex
Twincest
UFO sex (anal probes)
Uniforms (Nazi)
Vampire Sex/Bloodsucking
Vehicles (in cars, with cars…)
Verbal (phone/cyber sex; or getting off on dirty talk)
Virgin sex
Virtual Reality sex
Voyeurism
Water play
Water sports
Wax
Wings
Zero gravity sex

Comments

[goofyrobo.livejournal.com]

You have some twisted fetishes....stay away from me and keep your golden shower gundam sex to you and Sarah...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Please. Some of my kinks are on there, but I gaurantee most of these send me screaming into the night. There are reasons S and I mostly holed up in our rooms or went into downtown during the con. *shudders*

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

Aside from teh golden showers and scat... yeah, that's a pretty complete list...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Scarily, I think they're missing several.

[twilight-angel.livejournal.com]

O_O

I think I learned some new vocabulary there, and I'm considered QUITE the pervert!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

You should see the "Foods Corrupted by Yaoi" list. That'll scar a person.

[twilight-angel.livejournal.com]

Where can I find that, by the way? ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I'll hunt it down for you. But I think it's on the yaoicon lj comm and the yaoicon yahoo mailing list.

[twilight-angel.livejournal.com]

Thank you ever so much!!! Well, I already know that corn is on that list... >_

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

O_o

I subscribe to like, two of those.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Damn it, way to make me look bad. I've got at least six on there...

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Via brief scan. Will devote more attention to it after class.

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Upon closer inspection, realize the number's closer to eight. Excuse me while I go clean myself...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Yay, Field trip to Hell! Woo hoo!

[twilight-angel.livejournal.com]

Damn, if you guys are going to Hell with that little amount of kinks, then I am well and truly screwed! Eh, I'll save you a seat next to the Lake of Fire, where we can toast marshmallows.

Also, just as a side-note, what anime is your icon from and where can I immediately buy it? :)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Awesome, I love roasted marshmallows.


You mean the leash icon? starparty made it for me - it's just made from scans of boylove cards. The artwork is by the woman that wrote...umm, published by BeBeautiful...oh! Selfish Love.

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

Heh, this list is funny.
A lot of these could be used as band names. ^^

& my brain keeps saying that this list should be made into a animated short, like the one called "Genre" that got shown at Anime Hell for a while that delt with different film genre.

[goofyrobo.livejournal.com]

hmm, I should use that list and create a random band name generator. I have the code at home, just need to plug in the list.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

You people amuse me.

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

What? "Naked Sushi" would be a great band name!

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

Aren't there like the 6 fetishes you can't say on TV somewhere on that list?

And aren't twincest and incest with twins the same thing?

I'm not ashamed to say that there are several things on that list that I blink at with no clue and don't want to know.

[mailechan.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Gundam sex is in a category of it's own!!! *mind breaks trying to imagine two giant robots going at it...*

And what the hell is naked sushi???

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

*mind breaks trying to imagine two giant robots going at it...*


*dies laughing* I hadn't even considered that slant, but damn...*goes off snickering*

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

And what the hell is naked sushi???

According to the episode of CSI New York that I saw...you basically just eat strategically placed sushi off of a naked person who's lying on a table. Of course, it's TV, so who knows how real and accurate that actually is...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what disturbs me more - that you offhand knew the answer, or that such a thing was in CSI.

Then again this is the show that did an episode on furries so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

Then again this is the show that did an episode on furries so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Aw! I missed that one! *is disappointed* (For reall? Furries? Dude, so so curious as to how that one unfolded...) I did catch the Vampire cult ep on CSI Vegas...that was, er, entertaining...

that you offhand knew the answer,

I have a mind like a rusty steel trap. *taps noggin*

:3

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

The furry ep was during season 4 of CSI (Vegas)

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

To be fair, that episode of CSI was on only a couple weeks back.

'Sides, Gary Senise is sexy.

eurgh I remember the Furries episode

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I *think* it's having sex in the gundam, but seeing as I immediately thought "robots???" I guess we know whose mind needs scrubbing...

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Um, actually, I think it's more like Gundam/Pilot.

Because I /have/ actually seen Quatre/Sandrock, sort of. Don't ask.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ummm....definitely NOT going to ask.

WTF is wrong with people?

[mailechan.livejournal.com]

I like my version better. It certainly would be noisier.

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh, MUCH noisier.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Oh, the beautiful wrongness.

[suyari.livejournal.com]

Wow. They're prepared.
Although, I can't help but feel they've managed to miss some.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I agree, they seem to be missing a few. Which is disturbing but there you have it. Never let it be said the yaoi fandom is an unimaginative, uninformed bunch.

[suyari.livejournal.com]

A-hem.

[minni.livejournal.com]

Hey, they missed the hot tub jets!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

[minni.livejournal.com]

No, seriously, did you ever hear about the one where the guy decided to get nice and cosy with the particular hot tub jet that sucks water in, rather than bubbling it out? The person who saw him realized he was stuck, and called 9-1-1. The message mostly consisted of, "HAHAHAA!!--There's this g-guy---HAHAHAHA!!--whose--BUAHAHAHA!--s-sorry, he's got his--HAHAHAHA!!!--his p-penis stuck--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--he got sucked into--HAHAHAHAHA!!--the hot tub--HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[nanthimus.livejournal.com]

Well, I counted it up, and I've got about...43 kinks up there.

...

Jesus, I'm a pervy fuck. Good thing I don't write most of it. *g*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Woah, you are quite the kink-meister. I guess there are worse things to be guilty of in the world though ^_~

[syko-chan.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I missed that panel this year, however it seems that I can pull 29 kinks from your list. O.O

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. 29 is a respectable number. I'm afraid to count how many I have.

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

Bible sex

As in...it tells you how to do it? You have sex with the Bible itself? *is confused* O_o;;

Doorknob sex

Um...I need a new imagination, mine doesn't allow for the logistics of how that might be accomplished...Of course, it might be easier if I envision the door knob off of the door.

Hair (long & short, color)

Ooh! I wanna see bald headed yaoi! (Dude, I didn't even realize I wanted to see it until it wasn't listed...still...bald, or shaved really close. It's fun to rub guy's heads when they've got really short hair. It's not all bristly like facial hair, it's nice and soft and fluffy...)

Scat

??? Shoo?

Yeah, some of those are truly bizarre...

must...not....laugh...in office

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Bible sex I think refers to just reading bible slash in general. Since it's apparently very wrong to slash Jesus & Juda, for example (but really, when you think about it - according to the bible we're all going to hell anyway. In for a penny, in for a pound I say).

the door knob, I figuer ignorance is bliss.

Ooh! I wanna see bald headed yaoi! (Dude, I didn't even realize I wanted to see it until it wasn't listed...still...bald, or shaved really close. It's fun to rub guy's heads when they've got really short hair. It's not all bristly like facial hair, it's nice and soft and fluffy...)

Exactly what you said.

Scat If you know what a golden shower is...(I think)...if not, you're a much happier person for not knowing.

Re: must...not....laugh...in office

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

Since it's apparently very wrong to slash Jesus & Juda, for example

That's a shame. Jesus strikes me as an equal opportunity kinda guy. Still, I wouldn't object to some interesting Jesus/Peter (something about a cock crowing three times and ignoring it...*is going to get struck down by lightening*...>_>;;)slash, I suppose. Does that count as a kink?

Not that I'd ever write it. The Bible's messed up enough without me trying to help it along. O_o;;

If you know what a golden shower is...

*is scarred for life* Um, yeah, I don't need to know anymore....o_o