This thing is my new hobby

It's so very amusing.

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For the locals

Ten things to do in Cincinnat before you die:

1. Camp Washington Chili
3005 Colerain Ave, Cincinnati, OH
Make a late-night stop at this 24-hour joint for Cincinnati's (maybe the world's) best chili.

2. Great American Ball Park
201 E Pete Rose Way, Cincinnati, OH
Skip work and attend a businessmen's-special Reds game, Thursdays at 12:30pm.

3. Bogart's
2621 Vine St, Cincinnati, OH
Check out a band on their way up at this legendary Corryville club where the likes of U2 and the Afghan Whigs honed their sounds.

4. Cintas Center
1624 Herald Ave, Cincinnati, OH
Choose sides before the annual Skyline Chili Crosstown Shootout, aka the Xavier University vs. University of Cincinnati basketball game.

5. Paramount's Kings Island
6300 Kings Island Dr, Kings Island, OH
Ride the amusement park's infamous wooden roller coaster the Beast.

6. Maisonette
114 E 6th St, Cincinnati, OH
Impress a date with a visit to this French bistro, the longest running five-star restaurant in the country.

7. Montgomery Inn--The Original
9440 Montgomery Rd, Cincinnati, OH
Eat fabulous ribs and take in the view at this mainstay's boathouse location.

8. Graeter's Ice Cream
41 E 4TH St, Cincinnati, OH
Order the (extra-chunky) mint-chocolate chip ice cream at this parlor with the freshest scoops in town.

9. Paul Brown Stadium
One Paul Brown Stadium, Cincinnati, OH
Tailgate with the grilling and Hudy Gold-drinking football fans before a Bengals kick-off.

10. Zip's Cafe
1036 Delta Ave, Cincinnati, OH
Order a burger at this neighborhood pub with a citywide draw and a famous circling model train.