This undoubtedly makes me a bad Conservative

But I find it funny, anyway. Because being Conserv doesn't mean I have to be one of the asshole ones.

( ganked from tsu_chan )

Oi

Dear Driller in my Head,

You can stop with the drilling pain anytime now. Really, I won't be offended.

Ugh,
Me



Dear Random People,

It's Friday. Stop sending us packages. The lawyers are all out of the office.

Argh,
Megan


Dear Cincinnati Bell,

There is a special ring of hell reserved just for you.

Displeased,
Megan

Dear Triple Chocolate Cake,

Stop looking at me like that.

Sorely tempted,
Me