oh, yeah

I kept meaning to post this. My favorite church billboard this week:

There are two truths:

1. There is a god
2. You're not him

It maketh me laugh.

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Dear nikerymis,

Please to be telling your baby spiders to get back home. They have totally overstayed their welcome.

Megan

P.S. Hope you are still breathing

P.P.S. If you don't start breathing properly soon, we're going to go dump you in the ocean and see if that fixes things.