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maderrDude, I've never actually gotten one of those "Hi, I'm from _____ and I have a large sum of money that I'd like to give to you."
This one, apparently some guy died and left 5+ mill in his account in Switzerland, and there's no next of kin so they somehow decided I would be best suited to receive his money.
If only, if onlythe woodpecker sighs.
My contact is Mr. Erick von Heinz *snicker* This name will now be added to the "must use in a story" list. I need to collect more, I want to write a story full of nothing but email scam names.
This one, apparently some guy died and left 5+ mill in his account in Switzerland, and there's no next of kin so they somehow decided I would be best suited to receive his money.
If only, if only
My contact is Mr. Erick von Heinz *snicker* This name will now be added to the "must use in a story" list. I need to collect more, I want to write a story full of nothing but email scam names.
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Date: 2004-12-15 02:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-15 03:31 am (UTC)And what country would you have ruled together in sweet, filthy rich marital bliss?
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Date: 2004-12-15 03:32 am (UTC)...it could happen. Really.
If only, if only the woodpecker sighs.
*hums* The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies...
I need to collect more, I want to write a story full of nothing but email scam names.
Heehee! I want to read it. Seymour Boobies! And Alotta Dicks! And, and, and...okay, so I only get porn spam.
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Date: 2004-12-15 03:45 am (UTC)*falls off chair giggling* That's it, you've got a new nickname now.
*hums* The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies...
I knew you'd get it!!!
Seymour Boobies! And Alotta Dicks
*can't. breathe. laughing. too hard*
*makes note of names*
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Date: 2004-12-15 03:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-15 03:47 am (UTC)Yeah, you're too white to be an African Queen.
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Date: 2004-12-15 03:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-15 04:03 am (UTC)Heh. Somehow I think by the end of all the revolutions, you'd come out Head White Bitch of All You Stoopid Foo's
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Date: 2004-12-15 04:11 am (UTC)Complete with the whole 'bawm chikka bawm bawm' music XD
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Date: 2004-12-15 04:13 am (UTC)*laughs and promptly chokes on ravioli*
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Date: 2004-12-15 04:45 am (UTC)Somehow...
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Date: 2004-12-15 12:11 pm (UTC)Yeah, it was. In my usual "WTF?" style.
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Date: 2004-12-15 04:15 pm (UTC)