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maderrDude, I've never actually gotten one of those "Hi, I'm from _____ and I have a large sum of money that I'd like to give to you."
This one, apparently some guy died and left 5+ mill in his account in Switzerland, and there's no next of kin so they somehow decided I would be best suited to receive his money.
If only, if onlythe woodpecker sighs.
My contact is Mr. Erick von Heinz *snicker* This name will now be added to the "must use in a story" list. I need to collect more, I want to write a story full of nothing but email scam names.
This one, apparently some guy died and left 5+ mill in his account in Switzerland, and there's no next of kin so they somehow decided I would be best suited to receive his money.
If only, if only
My contact is Mr. Erick von Heinz *snicker* This name will now be added to the "must use in a story" list. I need to collect more, I want to write a story full of nothing but email scam names.
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Date: 2004-12-15 03:32 am (UTC)...it could happen. Really.
If only, if only the woodpecker sighs.
*hums* The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies...
I need to collect more, I want to write a story full of nothing but email scam names.
Heehee! I want to read it. Seymour Boobies! And Alotta Dicks! And, and, and...okay, so I only get porn spam.
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Date: 2004-12-15 03:45 am (UTC)*falls off chair giggling* That's it, you've got a new nickname now.
*hums* The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies...
I knew you'd get it!!!
Seymour Boobies! And Alotta Dicks
*can't. breathe. laughing. too hard*
*makes note of names*