New Chapter!

[maderr]

Of Paradise. I'm sure that pleases some and disappoints others. It's at storyparadise

And before the Embrace fans (weird bunch) get their pitchforks out - I'm sorry I never seem to work on that story. It's not that I don't want to, though to be honest I hate vampires and don't completely understand why I started a story about them, it's that I can't. I have points A, B, C & D ready to be written. What I don't have is the stuff in between. When I finally figure it out, you'll be the first to know.

Now everyone go enjoy Trick and Ex.

Comments

[lemmus-egregius.livejournal.com]

But... my pitchfork is all sharpened and everything. When I hold it up it even goes *ping* with a little flash of light at one of the points.

It's pretty cool.

OH YEAH, um, speaking of, we were reading Lord Byron's "The Vampyre," in my English class and I remembered your story and then I laughed. And then this kid next to me looked at me weird and actually it was pretty uncomfortable.

ANYWAY, (because you care oh so much and I don't have anything else to do right now than tell you) my English teacher is obsessed with vampires. It's pretty funny, actually. She said that all vampire stories are anti-christianity and have homosexuality in them.

When we were reading and discussing this other poem involving a female vampire and a young woman my teacher commented and I quote "blood was not all she drank."

Um, I just thought that was funny.
Christ this is a long ass comment.

Anyway, take your time writing. We'll survive. If you need any suggestions, vampires are always in their element when fighting... crime.

With dinosaurs.

Or against dinosaurs I can't remember.

Um...

*ping*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Please don't make me laugh when I'm drinking booze. It really burns coming out my nose.

Your teacher sounds like a riot. "Blood was not all she drank" AHAHAHAHA. Is there a paper written about how vampire stories were written just so people could write about porn and homosexuality publicly back in the good ol' days? Because that'd be a fun paper to write.

And now I have an image of Aubrey dressed like Holmes fighting a dinosaur. ALL YOUR FAULT.

[lemmus-egregius.livejournal.com]

Aubrey dressed like Holmes fighting a dinosaur.

Ye gods! That would be SO FUCKING AWESOME!

Eeeeeeeeheheheheheheheeholmes. Holmes is and excellent bar fighter. Gentleman fisticuffs fused with cocaine. R0XXXXXXXXXXXXXX0RZ

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Gentleman fisticuffs fused with cocaine.

Old school is best school.

speaking of coccaine, should you be doing crack before bed?

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

*cough*SweetRose*cough*

*radiates innocence*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*isn't fooled by your innocence*

I've added about a page to it. Does that count? I could add more, but I've been horribly distracted by a diffrent story.

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Well, I was just trying my luck, actually. :P I'm just craving fairytale fic, and since I'm on holiday, I can actually beg for it. :P

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

I resent being labeled as "weird".

For liking Embrace at any rate...

[thecookietheory.livejournal.com]

Yes, thank you. :3 Even if I we are just a wee bit strange. ^^;

[maderr.livejournal.com]

So if I call you "wee bit strange" that's okay?

[mailechan.livejournal.com]

I have to admit I'm not one for vampyre fic myself. I just love your stories. ^__^

[lunaristic.livejournal.com]

Omigoshyay! Must go read now.

[lunaristic.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes! I love it. I absolutely love it.