"Hey Baby, that's a sexy body you've got there."

[maderr]

Dear Men,

Please note that the above phrase will get you nothing more than a swift right hook to the face. Especially when you're old enough to be my father and either so doped or drunk you can't walk straight.

Shuddering,
Megan

Dear Women,

Stay away from Main Street. It gets sketchier every single day.

Dismayed,
Megan


Dear Peanut Gallery (you know who you are),

If I hear the aforemention phrase (see subject line) even ONCE from any of you, I think you know what will happen to you.

Megan

Comments

[minni.livejournal.com]

What if you have a sexy mind?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I'd wonder if the man simply thought brain was another way of saying boobs.

[anatari.livejournal.com]

There isn't any creativity in that. I like people who get inventive. You know... a compliment, some logical progression of thought. Like:

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Ah, see. Now that would make me giggle, and then I would at least probably talk to the guy.

[anatari.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that one's actually worked on me before. The guy turned out to be really nice, too.

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

I can't agree with you more. I would also find that off-putting.

How about:

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you oil it up and rub it against me while singing Oh Canada, just to help me keep warm - not that I have any unclean thoughts or anything like that.

[lemmus-egregius.livejournal.com]

Did someone actually say that? Outloud??

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't have a guy come up to you looking straight at your chest and introduce himself with "Nice boobs."

My response? "You won't be meeting them" as I stalked away.

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

Hey Baby, how much for a blowjob?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Where would I be in life without the peanut gallery? *clobbers*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Nice response. I probably would have just been immature and hit him.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Normally I would have just ignored him, but it was the *tone* that bugged me. This sort of "I have every right to be this rude and inappropriate because I'm a man and you're a girl"

But maybe I was overreacting.

[lemmus-egregius.livejournal.com]

Of COURSE you're overreacting. You should be happy that such a man was willing to grace you with his presence. What are you, one of those Lesbenians?

Hahahaha [/sarcasm]

I just think it's so funny that someone would take themselves so seriously like that. The line sounds like something I would say when I am pretend flirting with my girl friends for a laugh.

Often I forget that people are idiots and am subsequently frequently surprized.

[minni.livejournal.com]

Before or after he caught you plotting a diabolical plan to take over the world?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Before. If after, I might almost believe him.

[cradle-of-faith.livejournal.com]

hehhehheh

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

;)

Baby, do you wash your pants with windex? cuz I keep seeing myself in them..

hahahahahaha O:)

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

If they start rhyming, you've got a problem. I've had all of the following:

"Baaaaabe."
*cat-call*
*HISSSSSSssss*
"BOOSSSEEEYYY!!!"
"Hold onto her tight, I had her last night!"
"Hey, Baby, BLOW ME!"

Just kick their ass.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I'm going to kill you. It will be a mercy to the world.

[goofyrobo.livejournal.com]

But what if it's true?

[indigoraven.livejournal.com]

What say we fuck like bunnies on the front yard?