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[maderr]

Dear Hollywood,

The next time I see a spy movie involving someone needing to get inside the Evil Corporation, I will laugh when some big, overly complicated scheme is involved. Because all one needs to get access to any company is to be a runner. Banks, please note, are particularly lax.

Most Sincerely,
Megan

P.S. Girls have it especially easy, as we're harmless and cute and therefore utterly nonthreatening. I urge you to take this into consideration the next time Bond or whomever must sneak quietly into a place of business.


In other news, I am most displeasead to learn that NUMB3RS tonight will be a rerun.

Comments

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

Feb sweeps is over with. Probably gotta wait until May sweeps for new eps.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Nah, next new one is next Friday.

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

That means you should come over and hang out or something since I'm bored.

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

That means I can make my U-turn and go back to Wal*mart without fear of missing anything.

I was so pissed off. I made it all the way out then before I remembered I'd forgotten to transfer funds from my savings to checking before I left. norgness. norgness.

[mewbert.livejournal.com]

The way you talk about NUMB3RS tells me that I should probably watch it sometime...

[minni.livejournal.com]

I am so using that in one of my stories.

"Hey, how did you get in here? You're spoiling my elaborate scheme!"

"I'm cute, harmless, and female. It helps that I showed some cleavage and brought a triple-shot mocha to the secretary. All you had to do was dress drag instead of scaling the walls. Sheesh."

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

The triple shot mocha is a fabulous touch.