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[maderr]

Dear Moron,

It's called a turn signal.

Had the right of way,
Megan.


Dear Asshats,

My name is not 'Hey, baby'. And I am fully within my rights to ignore you.

~Megan

Comments

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

Hey, Baby, Nice Airbags!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hullo, Peanut Gallery.

[mailechan.livejournal.com]

You tell 'em! *waves tiny "go Maderr!" flag*

Not using your turn signal is a peeve of mine. After being in a car accident where the other person didn't use their signal and turned right into our car, it makes me wonder if people really think we can read their mind and KNOW when they want to turn.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Seriously. There's no good reason not to use one. And how freakin hard is it? I mean, come on...it's easier to do something right than it is to be lazy.

No, no.

[cairnsy.livejournal.com]

Don't say things like that, not when I'm finally taking actual driving lessons. It took me two years just to get to this point, after having put off getting just my learners for five years. Everyone on the road is safe and wonderful. They will not, in any shape or form, attempt to kill me by screwing up their signalling.

Re: No, no.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Oh, if you're in a vehicle you're fine. It's us pedestrians that apparently aren't allowed to cross the street when the damned light says WALK. Heh.

[minni.livejournal.com]

It's called a turn signal.


Ooooooh. Izzat the little blinkie thing that wasn't used so I ran off the road to avoid rear-ending the person who cut me off? I see. It all becomes bright and clear. Let us proclaim the Message and carry it unto the World, and the World listens not, we shall beat The Unbelievers with a jack.

Or, at the very least, remove all four tires, steering wheel, and maybe the distributor cap, until they do Listen To The Message.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

There's a lot to be said for going back to Ye Olde Days of Walking.

[minni.livejournal.com]

Yup.
Like:

Hey, did you see that person, because he certainly didn't see me? -and
Oi! The sidewalk is MINE! MINE!

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

Yeah! It's not 'Hey,baby', it's 'Hello, Nurse'..no wait, it's 'I'm blinded by your radience', yeah that's it >=D

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hee hee ^_^ That'll do.

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

I'm reminded of something I heard on the radio.

"I was driving behind a car with one of those 'Jesus would use turn signals' on the back of it. The entire time I followed this guy he didn't use his turn signal AT ALL. Maybe that bumper sticker should have read 'Only Jesus would use turn signals.'"

And the next time someone calls "Hey Baby!" at you, turn around and yell "Not quite. The surgery next week." back at them.

[hippiechiq.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* Oh God, I must use that one.

[inklacedfeather.livejournal.com]

Walking is a dangerious pasttime.You have to be agressive and learn the art of the 'I have the righter way you Jackoff' look. Oh ya know what? I was walking to the bus termanal at like 2:00 am to go home a few weeks ago and I got hit by a car.

Not like run over hit but the guy bumped me. I do believe my dufflebag saved my life but to him I say "Thanks Dumbass". He didn't even stop.

However the guy who did stop to see if I was okay was very very hot!

As for those guys isn't it funny how pissed they get when you ignore their stupidity? I find it amusing.