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Venus and David Declared Obscene"

TOO MUCH FREE TIME. And Indiana needs to lighten the fuck up.

Of course, I read somewhere yesterday that in North Carolina it's apparently illegal to live together if you're not married. I'll have to find the article, this woman's boss told her that if she didn't either marry the man she lived with or move out he was going to have to fire her.

Victorian ages, what?

On an unrelated note, if you happen to hear of a woman who went crazy and stabbed all her coworkers in the face with a spoon, you can send bail money to my house address and Sarah will take care of it.

Date: 2005-03-31 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minni.livejournal.com
Oh yeah? I'll take your "illegal to live together if you're not married" and raise it with, "It is illegal to have sex with a porcupine."

On an unrelated note, if you happen to hear of a woman who went crazy and stabbed all her coworkers in the face with a spoon, you can send bail money to my house address and Sarah will take care of it.

Plead discrimination temporary insanity, and then sue your co-workers for undue stress.

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