*evil grin*

[maderr]

Cleaning up, I discovered jolena left her bag of ribbons and jewelry here.

I'll start the bidding at five dollars.

I have $12.50. Do I have $13.00?

Do I have $14.00?

Do I have $23.00?

Do I hear $30.00?!

Thirty Three?

Do I have $40.00?

And all bidders please note, bidding ends at 5:00 pm EST

Do I hear $100.00?

Bidding is up to $350.39. Do I hear $355.00?

Fifteen minute warning, bidders.

Five minute warning

BIDDING CLOSED. And in a surprise last minute bid, the goods go to jolena for $1000.00

I accept currency in US $, good fiction or porn. Please send by the end of the week. Thank you for bidding and have a nice day.

Comments

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Oh and I'll bet that does wonders for their color! Keeping them locked in the basement for months just leaches the tan right out and that pale fishy color is just so unappetizing. And tangy is good! Now do you stuff them with a standard dressing?

[jolena.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just the basics. I find most of the fancier kinds just make their heads swell.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

And lord know lawyers can't afford to get a much larger head! Do you add the gizzards?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Gizzards are kept for the homemade stuffing.