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Cleaning up, I discovered [livejournal.com profile] jolena left her bag of ribbons and jewelry here.

I'll start the bidding at five dollars.

I have $12.50. Do I have $13.00?

Do I have $14.00?

Do I have $23.00?

Do I hear $30.00?!

Thirty Three?

Do I have $40.00?

And all bidders please note, bidding ends at 5:00 pm EST

Do I hear $100.00?

Bidding is up to $350.39. Do I hear $355.00?

Fifteen minute warning, bidders.

Five minute warning

BIDDING CLOSED. And in a surprise last minute bid, the goods go to [livejournal.com profile] jolena for $1000.00

I accept currency in US $, good fiction or porn. Please send by the end of the week. Thank you for bidding and have a nice day.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
Except that I find that most lawyers are missing a lot of their organs. I figure they must sell them along with their souls.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Just as well, the organs don't always keep well. Leaves more room for the stuffing.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
Yep yep

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