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Cleaning up, I discovered [livejournal.com profile] jolena left her bag of ribbons and jewelry here.

I'll start the bidding at five dollars.

I have $12.50. Do I have $13.00?

Do I have $14.00?

Do I have $23.00?

Do I hear $30.00?!

Thirty Three?

Do I have $40.00?

And all bidders please note, bidding ends at 5:00 pm EST

Do I hear $100.00?

Bidding is up to $350.39. Do I hear $355.00?

Fifteen minute warning, bidders.

Five minute warning

BIDDING CLOSED. And in a surprise last minute bid, the goods go to [livejournal.com profile] jolena for $1000.00

I accept currency in US $, good fiction or porn. Please send by the end of the week. Thank you for bidding and have a nice day.

Date: 2005-06-19 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
Well, see if I ever speak to you again.

And as for donating stories/porn to the cause? Well forget that!

Date: 2005-06-19 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
$1,000 dollars to get you to stop talking to me...not a bad price really. Is this permanent, or a monthly fee?

Date: 2005-06-19 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
*gets up, walks over, and smacks the dumb bitch*

Date: 2005-06-19 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
*cringes in fear* Ow...

Date: 2005-06-19 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
Damn right.

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