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Being a foot runner, rain is ostensibly the Mortal Enemy. But I like it - it's cooling. As much as I love the heat, it's no fun walking around the office hot and sticky (shut up peanut gallery) all day. Nevermind the poor people that have to smell me...

It's been trying to rain all week, maybe today it'll actually stop trying.



Geniuses - For Every Occasion
*Chars not property me, etc etc so on and so forth.

Calvin loved gum. Jason had seen guys, girls, adults, kids enthuse and obsess over many things; some were weirder than others and many were far stranger than gum.

Certainly Star Wars and toy rockets had never made him Mr. Popular.

But gum still seemed random. It wasn't that Calvin liked or loved gum that boggled Jason - it was the fact that he was a connisseur. He hadn't known you could be that expert about something that was simply chewed. But it was also perfecty in keeping with Calvin that he liked something so completely frivolous.

He had every flavor of gum under the sun. If he didn't have it, he knew where and how to get it. Jason had seen a few that weren't even in english. There were never fewer than six packs of gum in his bag at any given time and there were days where he'd seen twice that.

Not that he had any complaints. Oh, no. It always meant he never knew quite what he was going to get whenever he kissed Calvin.

Well, that wasn't entirely true. He knew to a point.

Calvin chewed sour gum when he was in a bad mood, or stressing out over something. Lemon or sour apple or truly tart tripple berry. Wow did that one linger on the tongue.

Angry Calvin chewed Cinnamon gum like nobody's business. Jason had once watched him kill an entire twenty-four pack in as many hours, after a student had attempted to steal his ideas and then tried to claim Calvin was the one in the wrong.

He preferred fruity stuff when he was workng on his art, be it painting or sculpting or other. Fruit punch, strawberry splash, or super watermelon - Jason's favorite.

Classic bubblegum was study gum, and Calvin liked to blow bubbles mercilessly until Jason went crazy and then he finally stopped. The brat.

Sweet flavors were preferred for mischief, especilly cotton candy. Jason wasn't quite sure what that meant. He wasn't going to argue though.

Weird flavors were normal Calvin, in a good mood, doing nothing in particular. Blue raspberry and tuiti fruiti, gums with wild colors, strange names and stranger flavors. Those were always interesting.

But mint. Oh, lord did he love and hate it when Calvin chewed mint. Because it was damned difficult to go anywhere near anything mint these days. He was pretty sure he was the only one who knew Calvin's gum-code and he knew he was the only one who knew that Calvin only chewed mint - be it peppermint, spearmint, winto-green or some other variation - when he was horny.

Jason had given up gum all together. Chewing it wasn't half so interesting as figuring out which flavor in particular Calvin had at any given moment.

Date: 2005-07-14 12:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chris-king-2005.livejournal.com
*happy sighs*

Oh, that was lovely.

Date: 2005-07-14 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardance.livejournal.com
<333333333333 I have no words for this XP It was really great.

Date: 2005-07-14 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twilight-angel.livejournal.com
*loves* These two are beyond wonderful. And this was a great way to start off the day. Hope you don't get TOO wet!

Date: 2005-07-14 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hayama-sb.livejournal.com
Wet, hot, & sticky, OH BABY!

Date: 2005-07-14 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mailechan.livejournal.com
*happy purr* Of course Calvin can't have something traditional like the language of flowers. He has the language of gum!

I love those two. I like the mint part. Sort of like catnip. ^_^

(I think drabbles are like Mailenip.)

*love, love, love*

Date: 2005-07-14 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
*giggles* Bubblegum codes... *highly amused* Mmm, minty fresh.... *gigglefit*

Date: 2005-07-14 03:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-07-14 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
"Double your pleasure, double your fun!" *beams innocently*

Date: 2005-07-14 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Don't do that to me in the office!!!!

Date: 2005-07-14 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
Oh, you needed a bit of cheer. And honestly, if you didn't see that one coming, you aren't my sister. ^_^

Date: 2005-07-14 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Yes but I was trying not to think it at work!

Date: 2005-07-14 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
heh Lucky you have me to help with that, then.

Date: 2005-07-14 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

"help" is one word. "kill" is another, as I was drinking a soda at the time...

Date: 2005-07-14 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
hee, My work here is done.

Date: 2005-07-14 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com


...
...
...

Date: 2005-07-14 05:16 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-07-14 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raielchan.livejournal.com
So, I now have a copy of Saw.
It would be okay to get together and watch it if you want (feel free to come over or whatever).

Date: 2005-07-14 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Can't this weekend. We'll see about next ^_^

Date: 2005-07-14 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
Its the statement of the great mint in double mint gum.

Date: 2005-07-14 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
*giggles* Too cute for words!

Although with my stupid beta habits, I think you spelled "frivilous" and it looks odd to me. You use "ment" somewhere near the end too, when referring to "mint".

But mint. Oh, lord did he love and hate it when Calvin chewed ment.

There.

The "frivolous" (is that how it's spelled?) one is in front.

...I bet I'm the only psycho freak who betas drabbles, huh? ^^;;;;;;;; Sorry.

*loves you*

Date: 2005-07-14 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
I almost did it, too. But then decided she'd probably kill me more for pointing out something so silly. ^_^

Date: 2005-07-14 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Lord I need to stop typing when I'm only half-awake.

Date: 2005-07-14 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

BEHAVE AND STOP GETTING YOUR BIG SISTER IN TROUBLE.

Date: 2005-07-14 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
Yeah, see, but the point is that you don't give in to compulsive twitchy beta-comment urges. ;P

(Most of the time, I tend to, especially when it's Meg *ducks in advance* but for some people I tend to type out all the correct stuff then never post it. >_o;)

Date: 2005-07-14 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Am I just special or that much in need of the help?

Date: 2005-07-14 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
Well... while you're so ammenable:
There were never less than six packs of gum
should be "fewer". It's countable, so umm... "less" is incorrect. *beams*

Date: 2005-07-14 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
Do you really want an answer?

Date: 2005-07-14 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

*muttermutter*

*goes to fix*

Date: 2005-07-14 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Quiet you.

Date: 2005-07-14 06:32 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-07-14 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
Do you want to know what I'm plotting or not?

Date: 2005-07-14 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Yes, I want to know what you're plotting. No, I do not want you further maligning my person.

Date: 2005-07-14 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

There is a serious lack of respect going on around here.

Date: 2005-07-14 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
Hasn't there always been?

Date: 2005-07-14 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
Be nice to me, then.

Now I can't find the pic I want, the only means you have of obtaining the answer to the mystery is my, er... good will. *malicious grin*

Date: 2005-07-14 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
While I realise you're probably kidding, I'm just going to answer honestly and say that it's probably because I know you better and am thus less insecure about actually commenting. ^^;;;;;;;

Date: 2005-07-14 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raielchan.livejournal.com
Yeah, this weekend is turning out to be one of my busy weekends.

Date: 2005-07-14 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

^_^

*loves the ki-chan*

Date: 2005-07-14 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Me obtain your good will.

When was the last time I did that?!??!?

Too happy

Date: 2005-07-14 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pleasance.livejournal.com
Oh! Eee! You...just...

Yay!

Date: 2005-07-15 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skylark97.livejournal.com
Eieeee!!! *bounces* I love these two, and I love the many flavors of Calvin's moods. *hearts* It's just perfect, and I love the way that Jason knows them and takes them to heart.

*glomps* You rock!! :3

Date: 2005-07-15 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
*loves back*

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